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Midi Chlorians

  1. 1. Midi-Chlorian’s Effect On Flight <ul><li>By James McSweeney </li></ul><ul><li>& </li></ul><ul><li>Angela Floreza </li></ul>
  2. 2. What Is Your Carbon Footprint?
  3. 3. Change... When?
  4. 4. How About Now!
  5. 5. What If I Was To Say... You Could Fly <ul><li>The ever-growing research done with Midi-Chlorians has enabled us to achieve individual flight within the human being </li></ul><ul><li>Exceeding the number of Midi-Chlorians in the human body will enable human flight </li></ul><ul><li>The cost is similar to that of a used vehicle </li></ul>
  6. 6. <ul><li>Similar costs to that of a used vehicle will make you capable of soaring the endless skies to wherever you need to go </li></ul><ul><li>No need for Gas Cards, or expensive maintenance checks </li></ul>Just Think About It
  7. 7. Our Purpose <ul><li>To dramatically reduce Global Emissions from vehicles </li></ul><ul><li>To obtain sustainable atmospheric concentrations of Carbon Dioxide </li></ul><ul><li>Reduce vehicle fatalities </li></ul><ul><li>Provide safe travel for adults between the ages of 18-65 to get from point A to point B </li></ul>
  8. 8. Overview
  9. 9. Obtaining Midi-Chlorian’s <ul><li>Similar to that of blood drives </li></ul><ul><li>Healthy adults will donate blood in return for a certain cash amount </li></ul><ul><li>Where upon we extract Midi-Chlorian’s from the blood using a sophisticated “Reverse Midi-Chlorian Osmosis Filtering System” </li></ul>
  10. 10. Chimpanzee Testing <ul><li>We experimented on one hundred Chimpanzees. (Chimps average 100 lbs. in weight) </li></ul><ul><li>Chimpanzees will be divided into four groups by how much Midi-Chlorian will be injected into them </li></ul>
  11. 11. Pass-O Fail-X Group 1 Group 2 Group 3 Group 4 1cc 2cc 3cc 4cc Group 1 Group 2 Group 3 Group 4 Behavioral O O O X Appetite O O O X Flight X O O X Living O O O X
  12. 13. Chimp Testing Cont. <ul><li>We discovered that 1cc had no effect </li></ul><ul><li>Chimps that were injected with 4cc were killed almost immediately. </li></ul><ul><li>We discovered that the right amount was between 2 & 3cc of Midi-Chlorians for the Chimps </li></ul>
  13. 14. Funding for Human Testing <ul><li>An ad in the paper was placed for participants </li></ul><ul><li>Cash incentive would be offered </li></ul><ul><li>200 human subjects would be needed! Half being male and female </li></ul>
  14. 15. Human Experimental Set-Up Important Observations: -Time it takes for lift-off -Behavioral changes -Changes in physical appearances Male (18-32) 50 Male (33-65) 50 Female (18-32) 50 Female (33-65) 50 2cc 3cc
  15. 16. Flying School <ul><li>Lessons will be offered for anyone willing to pay a large sum, but will definitely pay for itself in a matter of three years. </li></ul>
  16. 17. Other Powers <ul><li>We are currently unaware of any additional powers that could be relinquished using Midi-Chlorians and this particular process. </li></ul><ul><li>Further funding would be needed to explore this area and for classes for harnessing these powers. </li></ul>