Old story in a new format...

1. Man and Woman agree to have sex in the evening The Flowchart of Sex Woman gets excited and starts to read a brochure Man suggests a trip to Venice After the bottle of wine, Man does what he should have had done at the start: He buys her a pair of shoes SEX Man acts as if he has forgotten all about it Man believes it can start right away Woman relaxes Man assumes that the time has come and makes sexual advances Man tries again No sex for a looooong time Man carps on about why Woman does not want to have sex Man trips on purpose on the carpet, showing how vulnerable he is Woman melts Man’s knee heals quickly and he suggests sex Man discovers quickly how much fun they can have together even without sex Woman suggests having dinner together Man pretends that he is hungry The food takes hours to prepare Man makes sexual advance Man falls asleep Woman happily shares this thought Man suggests a refreshing walk in order make Woman relaxed Man gets angry Man tries to find a shortcut Woman gets tired Man suggests a bath for two After bathing, Man suggests opening bottle of wine Woman blocks NO SEX Man drinks the bottle by himself