2. A good accountant is expensive, bad - even more expensive.
In normal people - the year is divided
into seasons, accountants - in
blocks.
If the result does not depend on the
method of solution is mathematics,
but if depends is accounting.
- And who are you by profession?
- I am the Master of black and white accounting!
3. Go to the accounting Department - anyone...
You come into the kitchen - oppa! accounting!
Sidorov was weak in arithmetic calculations. And he
rolled up the Petrova.
The paradox of this situation is that Petrov received
a satisfactory grade, and Sidorov - five.
If you take into account that we are talking about
annual financial report reputable firms that prison is
perfectly tolerable.
4. The most remarkable profession is
accountant, because all day
accountant engaged in
reconciliation and summary.
Analysts are always right, but very
roughly.
Accountants are always wrong, but
accurate to the penny.
5. If the balance is not immediately met - it has oshibkakh the
balance of the agreed - two errors.
On the question of the Director:"what is two plus two?" a wise
accountant replies,"And how much...
Only few know that millions consist of zeros.
The tax inspector is the person who always comes to the
rescue.
I came to work the balance to reduce, and not to answer stupid
questions: why I'm sleeping.
6. Accountant - chief:
- I work for you part-time and so
please don't yell at me softly.
Purchase of a new product - 2C-Accounting
- Software complexes
for doing double-entry
bookkeeping.
The accountant there is always an
excuse to drink.
Enough to met three: - Debit, Credit
and Accountant.
7. The accountant is the person who started to read and
couldn't stop.
Falsified accounting reports are always
balanced.
Why cheat when you can make creative
statements?
A good accountant should smell of coffee and the
computer.
To the selection of the accountant should be approached
very carefully,because to get rid of it then it will be almost
impossible.
8. The accountant should not delay the salary will take
himself and much more.
Black accounting we have been accustomed since high
school, when he said: - One write, two in mind!
A good accountant dies at work, and bad in prison.
Wish accountant: "May your money is not translated!"
Sages and accountant equally relaxed about the money.
The accountant calculates the auditor counts, and the
judge read out.
9. Experienced accountant asset
liability stores in different hemispheres
of the brain.
Accountants never die, they just
lose their balance.
Insane accountant for the second
week are not aware.
