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A VERY SPECIAL  POWER POINT PRESENTATION BROUGHT TO YOU BY POLYCARP D’SILVA TORONTO – CANADA PLEASE PUT YOUR VOLUME HIGH ENJOY SOME KONKANI MUSIC.IF YOU WISH TO DO A SIMILAR PRESENTATION, EMAIL ME AT kingpoly@gmail.com
For those of you who understand Konkanim - or have friends who do! The coalition government in GOA has managed to come to at least one unanimous decision : They have commissioned Bill Gates to create a Konkani version of Windows 2007 exclusively for GOA and other Konkani speaking regions in India. Polycarp is in no way involved in the decision except for this presentation. The Microsoft team is already hard at work on this totally new interactive CD-ROM upgrade, which is to be called  " Zonelam 2007".   ZONELAM 2007
In this version, the mouse will be called  "UNDIR".
A mouse button will be known as  "UNDRACHO BUTAO".
As Zonelam 2007 opens, the theme music shall be  "UNDRA  MOJEA MAMA........."
Ignore = Mar Shendi Exit = Vashimbor Click = Fottu Kadd, Double Click = Don Fottu Kadd Byte = Ghass Mar Hide = Lipoi Unhide = Sogleank Dakoi
Hang = Lamboi Stop = Thamboi Move = Aloi, Turn On = Pettoi Turn Off = Paloi Yahoo = Shammi Kapoor, Word = Utor Excel = Shanpon, Delete =Zok Mar,
Open = Dakoi, Enter = Bhitor Voch, Insert = Bhitor Ghal, Page Up = Voir Cadd, Page Down = Sokol Ghal,
Back Space = Fattlean Suat, Close = Bonn Kor Save = Samavun Dhor Home = Ghara Voch, End = Kabar.
" Bill Gates" would translate as "KONTACHE DARAVANTEE"  and "Microsoft" would sound as "DAKTULLO POCHPOCHIT".
“ GOECHEM Computeram, Mottinch Pomprelam, Raatik Ukttim Dottai Zonelam....... ....... Hoi Zonelam".
WITH BEST WISHES FROM  POLYCARP D’SILVA TORONTO – CANADA HAVE A GREAT LIFE  MOG ASUNDHI
 

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Zonelam 2007

  • 1. A VERY SPECIAL POWER POINT PRESENTATION BROUGHT TO YOU BY POLYCARP D’SILVA TORONTO – CANADA PLEASE PUT YOUR VOLUME HIGH ENJOY SOME KONKANI MUSIC.IF YOU WISH TO DO A SIMILAR PRESENTATION, EMAIL ME AT kingpoly@gmail.com
  • 2. For those of you who understand Konkanim - or have friends who do! The coalition government in GOA has managed to come to at least one unanimous decision : They have commissioned Bill Gates to create a Konkani version of Windows 2007 exclusively for GOA and other Konkani speaking regions in India. Polycarp is in no way involved in the decision except for this presentation. The Microsoft team is already hard at work on this totally new interactive CD-ROM upgrade, which is to be called " Zonelam 2007". ZONELAM 2007
  • 3. In this version, the mouse will be called "UNDIR".
  • 4. A mouse button will be known as "UNDRACHO BUTAO".
  • 5. As Zonelam 2007 opens, the theme music shall be "UNDRA MOJEA MAMA........."
  • 6. Ignore = Mar Shendi Exit = Vashimbor Click = Fottu Kadd, Double Click = Don Fottu Kadd Byte = Ghass Mar Hide = Lipoi Unhide = Sogleank Dakoi
  • 7. Hang = Lamboi Stop = Thamboi Move = Aloi, Turn On = Pettoi Turn Off = Paloi Yahoo = Shammi Kapoor, Word = Utor Excel = Shanpon, Delete =Zok Mar,
  • 8. Open = Dakoi, Enter = Bhitor Voch, Insert = Bhitor Ghal, Page Up = Voir Cadd, Page Down = Sokol Ghal,
  • 9. Back Space = Fattlean Suat, Close = Bonn Kor Save = Samavun Dhor Home = Ghara Voch, End = Kabar.
  • 10. " Bill Gates" would translate as "KONTACHE DARAVANTEE" and "Microsoft" would sound as "DAKTULLO POCHPOCHIT".
  • 11. “ GOECHEM Computeram, Mottinch Pomprelam, Raatik Ukttim Dottai Zonelam....... ....... Hoi Zonelam".
  • 12. WITH BEST WISHES FROM POLYCARP D’SILVA TORONTO – CANADA HAVE A GREAT LIFE MOG ASUNDHI
  • 13.