An anonymous victim reports that their china shelf became unstuck and fell, breaking all of their china pieces. A man named Giffen was selling a glue called Giffen's Great Glue that could supposedly glue anything, but its effects wore off after 4 hours. When people realized this, some got hurt from things breaking apart, including two deaths - one was Giffen himself and the other was a man who drowned when his canoe became unstuck. Police say Giffen died from a fall but there is no evidence of an aircraft. Banks and insurers are refusing to pay for damages caused by the faulty glue. Scientists are now working to create a longer-lasting version of the glue.

1. Anonymous victim says:
“ My china was broken into
pieces when the shelf they
were on became unstuck
and fell to the ground.”
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GLUE SCANDAL KILLS 2
Everything started when a man by
the name Giffen was selling his so
called Giffen’s Great Glue, stating
that it could glue anything. After
some demonstrations of the amazing
power of the glue everybody wanted
it. What they didn’t know was that
the effect of the glue disappeared
after 4 hours. The people only
realized this when their goods started
breaking apart. Many people got hurt
and 2 persons, one of them Giffen
himself, got killed. Scott Herrington,
the other victim, drowned when his
canoe became unstuck. Giffen’s
death is still a mystery. The police
says that he died from fall damage
but nobody saw or heard any type of
aircraft. The only evidence found was
a strap box smashed probably due to
the fall.
By Eduardo Silva @ Horsham
People are angry due to these events. The banks and
insurance companies are refusing to pay for the damage
caused by Giffen’s Great Glue.
Scientists are analysing and trying to make a long lasting prototype of Giffen’s
Great Glue. They expect that this new type of glue will change everybody’s lives.
They are also trying to make it stronger than G.G.G (Giffen’s Great Glue).
Giffen’s Glue
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North Korea has finally
declared war on the
United States and South
Korea. Kim Jong-un
started a major invasion
of South Korea and
threatens to nuke several
major cities in the U.S if
they don’t agree to
North Korea declares war
to the U.S
A group of scientists in
Ohio created the first
functional time machine.
The first tests were made
with high quality video
cameras. Next they sent
several monkeys with
cameras attached to their
heads. After the return of
the animals the scientists
examined the monkeys to
make sure there weren’t
any dangerous side effects
of the machine. Finally
Time machine invented!
one of the scientists went
himself and the machine
was, indeed, a success.
Right now the machine isn’t
for sale but people can try
out the machine. They only
have to follow a set of rules
stipulated by the team.
Each trip costs 2.000$ per
person.
A meteor the size of a football stadium fell in Brazil this evening, near Rio de
Janeiro. The shock wave wiped out half the city and the dust created by the
impact is causing serious problems to all airlines in the continent. Firefighters
and paramedics got their hands full as the injured number rises. Casualties are
high as well and the damage caused to city is estimated in 20.000$.
Meteor hits South America
agree to withdraw their
troops out of South
Korea. There isn’t any
answer from the White
House yet but chances
are that Barack Obama
will indeed remove his
troops from South
Korea.
Bringing the old
days back
A recent study reveals
that chocolate and other
ingredients have
beneficial effects in the
fight against cancer. It is
now proved that these
ingredients can slow the
rate a tumor spreads out
in the human body.
Mums, let’s go get more
cookies!
Cookies Cure
Cancer!
South Africa was
recently hit by a massive
migration of snakes.
Scientists are not yet
certain of what might
have caused this event
but some suspect it was
because of the recent
meteor impact in South
America. So far 137
people got bitten by
these reptiles.
Snake invasion
A student in Japan died
yesterday due to
excessive work or as
some call it “Brain
Freeze”. What happens
is that the brain simply
can’t handle the
excessive amount of
work and thinking
anymore and “shuts
down”.
Student dies of
excessive work
Apple invented a new
machine that is capable
of killing people in a
mater of seconds just by
emiting specific sounds.
These sounds
“communicate” with the
brain and basically tell it
to shut off.
IKill
Work based on The strap box flyer by Paul Jennings
Eduardo Silva, 9º D