A Tale of Two Foes
Once there was a celebrated French Chef, 
known far and wide for her amazing cooking 
skillz, particularly in the art of fish cookery.
And once there was a grand musical crab, who 
serenaded the seas with amazing song and 
dance.
Although the chef was well known for her 
delectable dishes, she searched far and wide for 
that one crab, THE crab, that would make her 
the most legendary chef in the whole world.
The chef’s friends begged her to try out a new 
talent, so as to quell her obsession with finding 
this mythical crab. So she trained long and 
hard for a 10K run, and knew that she would 
rue the day.
On the day before the 10K race, the talented 
crab left the seas to find Ariel, who had left the 
comforts of the ocean for a ridiculous reason (a 
man, of course). 
We going to have to nail dat girl’s fins to da 
floor.
The talented crab braved the urban jungle… 
Where, oh where, could Ariel be??
The crab even consulted with silly seagulls in 
the hopes of any clue as to where Ariel could be. 
To no avail of course. 
…stupid seagulls.
If only she completed a 10K run, she could join 
in the gathering. There would be bread bowls, 
soup, beer… all the things crabs love! Plus she 
could ask around about Ariel. 
“I have braved the Caspian Sea! Of course I can 
complete a 10k!” the crab thought. 
The talented crab was told of a grand gathering 
happening the next day on the very beach where 
Ariel had last been seen.
So the crab checked into the nearest hotel… …unknowingly right beside the very chef who had 
been looking for her for a lifetime.
The next day, the talented crab was preparing to 
kick land-dweller butt in the 10K. 
She tried to make friends with the competition, and 
asked frequently about Ariel. But then she heard a 
terrifying cry…
“ LE POISSON!!! ”
The chef chased the talented crab 
instantly, 
zig-zagging through many obstacles.
Not even zombies could stop the 
relentless chasing!
But in the end, the talented crab found Ariel 
when she reached the promised gathering!! 
And Ariel intervened and told the chef about the 
crab’s many musical talents. 
How could one artist harm another? 
So they agreed to live together happily…
As friends.
The End.

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  • 2.
    A Tale ofTwo Foes
  • 3.
    Once there wasa celebrated French Chef, known far and wide for her amazing cooking skillz, particularly in the art of fish cookery.
  • 4.
    And once therewas a grand musical crab, who serenaded the seas with amazing song and dance.
  • 5.
    Although the chefwas well known for her delectable dishes, she searched far and wide for that one crab, THE crab, that would make her the most legendary chef in the whole world.
  • 6.
    The chef’s friendsbegged her to try out a new talent, so as to quell her obsession with finding this mythical crab. So she trained long and hard for a 10K run, and knew that she would rue the day.
  • 7.
    On the daybefore the 10K race, the talented crab left the seas to find Ariel, who had left the comforts of the ocean for a ridiculous reason (a man, of course). We going to have to nail dat girl’s fins to da floor.
  • 8.
    The talented crabbraved the urban jungle… Where, oh where, could Ariel be??
  • 9.
    The crab evenconsulted with silly seagulls in the hopes of any clue as to where Ariel could be. To no avail of course. …stupid seagulls.
  • 10.
    If only shecompleted a 10K run, she could join in the gathering. There would be bread bowls, soup, beer… all the things crabs love! Plus she could ask around about Ariel. “I have braved the Caspian Sea! Of course I can complete a 10k!” the crab thought. The talented crab was told of a grand gathering happening the next day on the very beach where Ariel had last been seen.
  • 11.
    So the crabchecked into the nearest hotel… …unknowingly right beside the very chef who had been looking for her for a lifetime.
  • 12.
    The next day,the talented crab was preparing to kick land-dweller butt in the 10K. She tried to make friends with the competition, and asked frequently about Ariel. But then she heard a terrifying cry…
  • 13.
  • 14.
    The chef chasedthe talented crab instantly, zig-zagging through many obstacles.
  • 15.
    Not even zombiescould stop the relentless chasing!
  • 16.
    But in theend, the talented crab found Ariel when she reached the promised gathering!! And Ariel intervened and told the chef about the crab’s many musical talents. How could one artist harm another? So they agreed to live together happily…
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