This explains a lot about what I do....

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Who is the Wireline engineer?
They work based on very weird schedules
...like the prostitutes

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They are paid to maintain the client happy
...like the prostitutes
The client pays a lot , but the boss take
almost all money
...like the prostitutes

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They charge per hour, but their time
extends until they finish the job
...like the prostitutes
They are awarded because satisfying the
client's fantasies
...like the prostitutes

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For them it is difficult to have a family
...like the prostitutes
When they are asked about their job, they
can't explain it
...like the prostitutes

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Their capacity is evaluated with horrible
tests
...like the prostitutes
The client always wants to pay less and
receive wonders
...like the prostitutes

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If something goes wrong, always it's their
fault
...like the prostitutes
They sleep on a different bed almost
every night
...like the prostitutes

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Every day when they wake up they say "I'm
not going to do this all my life"
...like the prostitutes