A young woman prays for an ideal romantic partner with desirable physical and personality traits, including being handsome, strong, well-endowed, reliable, gainfully employed, chivalrous, and skilled at intimacy. She prays this man will be devoted only to her and never betray her trust.

1. A Girls Prayer

2. Lord Before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,

3. One who’s handsome, smart and strong, One who’s willy’s thick and long.

4. One who thinks before he speaks, When promises to call, he won’t wait weeks.

5. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.

6. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more

7. Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind. Knows just what to say, when I ask “ How big’s my behind?”

8. One who’ll make love till my body’s a twitchin, In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!

9. I pray that this man will love me no end, And never attempt to shag my best friend.

10. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I hope you will answer my prayer. Amen

11. The End