This document contains a series of short, disjointed statements about inappropriate clothing choices and appearances in public settings. Many of the statements reference revealing or unconventional attire as well as bodily features being visible that would generally be covered. The tone suggests embarrassment, discomfort, or disapproval is being expressed regarding the situations described.

2. Momma told me it was sexy to show a little cleavage!

4. What? Jr. was hungry and I didn’t want to
lose my place in line!

5. Pick a fold, any fold.

6. Lateesha done got her a new weave and damn it she's
looking so good you can play checkers on it!

7. Look at my slippers like that again and I'll KEEL YOU!

8. What? Hookers gotta shop too.

9. Taniqua's thong is one of the new high rider models.

10. Ever wondered what happened to Bozo the Clown?
Wonder no more.

11. To all you kids out there with tats and piercings;
this is you in 40 years!

12. Is that a wild animal escaping out the back?

13. Pink looks good on Bill. Especially with the black skirt!
Wait, is that a bra?

14. Please tell me Aunt Harriet is sleep walking again.

15. Ummm, NO!

16. I pray she lost a bet here. But at least we found Nemo.

17. Excuse me, sir, your bikini top is untied.

18. Jim's wife had no clue where her thong had disappeared to.

19. Connie found her favorite shorts from the second grade and
discovered they still fit -- almost.

20. Are those earmuffs?? and a whistle??

21. You decide : Back boobs? Push up butt underwear?

22. Leg boobs?

23. You can't say Carl doesn't enjoy him some Turkey Day.

24. Please, ma’am, put down the candy.

25. Ummm Mama, your ass is showing.

26. Okay, which one is fake, the beard or the boobs.

27. Bass akwards?

28. I hope that giant box contains a giant pair of panties or some
duct tape.

29. After that bucket of fried chicken Lulu just had to take a quick nap.

30. Dude, that comb over is enough of a distraction!

31. Does ANYONE need to see this?

32. Make up your mind, fox or shark.

33. To hell with getting dressed today, I'm just going to throw on a dew
rag and call it good.

34. Retired plumber?

35. Is that a….. a….. Oh. My. Gawd.

36. Clean up in the shoe aisle -- STAT!!!

37. You might want to stay away from the Pepsi ma'am,
I hear it is bad for your tooth.

38. I tot I taw a putty tat!! I did, I did.