2. Wanting revenge for the botched attempt on the Battle Yak supply convoy, Abom-ination takes matters into his own hands. Sitting atop a high mountain peak, he ambushes a secret ammunition delivery of missile turret refills. Battle Yak Smith, Private First Class, never even had a chance to scream.
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4. Kung Fu Hustla YakLoin, the fearless leader of the Battle Yaks is given the terrible news of the ambush. He immediately seeks the advice of his ancient master, Dahli Llama……. Off Duty Battle Yak “ Master Llama……. There was a horrible attack on a convoy of missiles….. Abom-ination is to blame…… there were no survivors……”
5. “ SAY WHA?!?!?!?!?!?!” “ YakLoin….. You must prepare for battle immediately…… this will not stand…… revenge must be swift……. Justice….. Must be done”
6. YakLoin springs into action, changing from mild mannered Yak, to Attack Battle Mask Yak!
7. After a celebratory roll in pig shit, Abom-ination goes to ravage the mountain side. No one is safe……. From the distance comes a primal scream…….. Abom-ination knows that cry all too well…….
8. FUCKING WHAMO!!! Out of nowhere…. Abom-ination is speared by YakLoin’s telescoping laser horns……… the stink of searing flesh and pig shit covered hair fills the air.
9. YakLoin unleashes his full payload of ammunition…….. The devastastation is horrible……..
10. Another day saved…… YakLoin sits in silence to remember a fallen comrade….. They may have taken Smith….. But they will never take his memory…………… FADE TO CREDITS The day is won….. But the war is far from over…… Abom-ination will be back…….