The document humorously promotes the concept of 'vertical' as the latest trend, dismissing the horizontal as outdated. It features a fictional narrative about how the trend was established by a character named Sir I. In-Total, who decides that vertical is 'in' after being inspired by a portrait hanging vertically. The document concludes by revealing that the website mentioned does not exist and that the content is intended as a joke.

1. Do you want a new In? Vertical is In! Find all the tips for VERTICAL in this powerpoint!!! Vertical is In!

2. Dreamers, awaken! Have you dreamed that the world would soon go crazy? It has! Vertical is the new In. Not horizontal; that's soooo yesterday! Say hello to In!!!

3. Use this to understand the new In concepts and why vertical is so popular and so In!!!

4. Vertical was called In on 6 th June 2009! Call in all Ins! How an In is chosen is when the In leader (Sir I. In-total) of the In Government decides that something is just too boring. Horizontal is so boring. Vertical rocks!!!

5. Sir I. In-total was pondering over what was too boring to be In... unless boring is In. Suddenly he saw his portrait of his hanging vertically. Yes! That was it! Vertical would be the new In!!! Go away horizontal! Come here vertical!

6. To see all the new Ins, you can log onto www.in.com and you will find the Ins. Every season there will be a Miss In competition to see who can hold out being In the longest. Wear the In clothes and smile the In smile. Sir In-total judges all the girls. Oh, lovely!

7. What's In today: Wearing only Max Factor eye products. Everything being vertical Elevators Glasses Playing the piano Nintendo Wiis Lady GaGa and Akon Songs which featured people

8. Made by Star Angel Productions! By the way, this is all jibberish. There is no such website as www.in.com. It's all a joke! ;) Enjoy!