Evil/ Unhelpful Nintendo Items
By Wyatt Gorter
Normally when you drink chu jelly it
helps you like replenishing health.
However, this jelly is so evil it makes you
lose health. Be sure not to drink it when
you’re low on health
This mushroom as you can see has a
skull on its head. Mushrooms normally
give you power-ups. This mushroom on
the other hand takes away those power-
ups and if your tiny Mario, kills you.
This item isn’t exactly evil, but it crushes your dreams
in Mario Kart, and it’s also hated by almost everybody.
There is a one in a million chance you’ll get while the
computer’s get them left and right. You’re in first about
to cross the finish line when somebody launches this
thing and it hits you. Everybody passes you making
you last. This item makes a special appearance in
Smash Bros. for Wii U and Nintendo 3DS. It locks on a
target and smashes them.
This literally is about the size of the
mushroom as soon as you pick it up it
shrinks you down to the size of the
mushroom. But wait! What happens if
you get hit? You die. This item lets you
squeeze in tight spaces, but there are
probably like 5 times this item will help
you.
This jelly/juice was added in The Legend of
Zelda Skyward Sword. It helps keep your
energy when you do activities that require it
like climbing a vine that already has items
to replenish energy. Or maybe running for
3 seconds. The only time you’ll probably
ever use this is when you give it to a
character who is a wimp in the game.
This item is in the Kirby series. You
obtain it and it gives you the awesome
power to.......sleep? That’s literally what
the item does. It makes you sleep. It so
unhelpful that there is a level Nintendo
made in the game where you have to
dodge these abilities.
This potion helps you breathe
underwater. It may seem helpful but in
all the previous Zelda games you get a
suit that lets you breathe underwater for
as long as you want. This potion lets you
hold your breath for a limited amount of
time.
This item is like a ticking time bomb. You
have a certain amount of time to pass it
to someone else by bumping into them or
you will get shrunk. It makes you fast to
catch people but most of the time you’ll
crash because you’re in a panic to get
rid of it.
Hey look it’s Jigglypuff and
he’s....sleeping -_-. This is a move in the
Smash Bros. Series Jigglypuff gets you
can’t even do anything while he’s
sleeping. In the latest Smash Bros. game
you can swap this move out for other
moves but in previous games.... sorry
friend you’re out of luck
This guy’s name is Mr. Saturn. It’s not
really helpful at all. You chuck it at
someone and it hits them. it doesn’t take
much damage and has no effect.
That’s the list I have for you for what I
think are some Hated and useless
nintendo items.

Useless/Hated Nintendo Items

  • 1.
    Evil/ Unhelpful NintendoItems By Wyatt Gorter
  • 2.
    Normally when youdrink chu jelly it helps you like replenishing health. However, this jelly is so evil it makes you lose health. Be sure not to drink it when you’re low on health
  • 3.
    This mushroom asyou can see has a skull on its head. Mushrooms normally give you power-ups. This mushroom on the other hand takes away those power- ups and if your tiny Mario, kills you.
  • 4.
    This item isn’texactly evil, but it crushes your dreams in Mario Kart, and it’s also hated by almost everybody. There is a one in a million chance you’ll get while the computer’s get them left and right. You’re in first about to cross the finish line when somebody launches this thing and it hits you. Everybody passes you making you last. This item makes a special appearance in Smash Bros. for Wii U and Nintendo 3DS. It locks on a target and smashes them.
  • 5.
    This literally isabout the size of the mushroom as soon as you pick it up it shrinks you down to the size of the mushroom. But wait! What happens if you get hit? You die. This item lets you squeeze in tight spaces, but there are probably like 5 times this item will help you.
  • 6.
    This jelly/juice wasadded in The Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword. It helps keep your energy when you do activities that require it like climbing a vine that already has items to replenish energy. Or maybe running for 3 seconds. The only time you’ll probably ever use this is when you give it to a character who is a wimp in the game.
  • 7.
    This item isin the Kirby series. You obtain it and it gives you the awesome power to.......sleep? That’s literally what the item does. It makes you sleep. It so unhelpful that there is a level Nintendo made in the game where you have to dodge these abilities.
  • 8.
    This potion helpsyou breathe underwater. It may seem helpful but in all the previous Zelda games you get a suit that lets you breathe underwater for as long as you want. This potion lets you hold your breath for a limited amount of time.
  • 9.
    This item islike a ticking time bomb. You have a certain amount of time to pass it to someone else by bumping into them or you will get shrunk. It makes you fast to catch people but most of the time you’ll crash because you’re in a panic to get rid of it.
  • 10.
    Hey look it’sJigglypuff and he’s....sleeping -_-. This is a move in the Smash Bros. Series Jigglypuff gets you can’t even do anything while he’s sleeping. In the latest Smash Bros. game you can swap this move out for other moves but in previous games.... sorry friend you’re out of luck
  • 11.
    This guy’s nameis Mr. Saturn. It’s not really helpful at all. You chuck it at someone and it hits them. it doesn’t take much damage and has no effect.
  • 12.
    That’s the listI have for you for what I think are some Hated and useless nintendo items.