This document contains a list of 21 reasons why Chuck Norris is considered the toughest man on the planet, presented in humorous anecdotal form. Some examples given include that Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone, sharks get scared during "Chuck Norris Week", and when Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out. The document aims to portray Chuck Norris as an exceptionally tough and formidable person through exaggerated jokes and stories.

1. Presented by:
Michael C. Bertoni
Founder & CEO
PhillyTech
Top 21 reasons why Chuck
Norris is the toughest man
on the planet...

2. Chuck Norris recently
contracted COVID-19, (the virus
is now in isolation for 14 days).

3. When Chuck Norris is late for
a Zoom Meeting, the teacher
apologizes for being too early.

4. Chuck Norris doesn't
flush the toilet he just
scares the crap out of it.

5. Chuck Norris once
strangled a guy with a
cordless phone.

6. Chuck Norris got pulled
over and the cop gave
himself a warning.

7. Sharks get scared
when they have, "Chuck
Norris Week".

8. Chuck Norris once visited
the Virgin Islands. They’re
now called "The Islands".

9. Chuck Norris could
corner a man in a
round room.

10. Ghosts sit around
campfires telling
Chuck Norris stories.

11. I heard someone just shot Chuck
Norris...they said on the news the
bullet is still in critical condition.

12. When Chuck Norris
turned 18 , his parents
moved out.

13. Chuck Norris attended a feminist
group meeting and came home with
his shirt ironed and a sandwich.

14. Chuck Norris and superman got into
a fight once. The loser had to wear
his underpants on the outside.

15. Chuck Norris put the
word “laughter” into the
word “manslaughter”.

16. Harvard University has
a degree from Chuck
Norris.

17. Chuck Norris went skydiving and his
parachute failed to open, so he took
it back the next day for a refund.

18. Chuck Norris can start a
fire by rubbing two ice
cubes together.

19. Chuck Norris parents
slept with him when
they were scared.

20. One time Chuck Norris threw
a grenade and killed 15 men.
Then the grenade exploded.

21. Chuck Norris sleeps
with a pillow under his
gun.

22. When Chuck was born
he slapped the doctor.

23. Presented by:
Michael C. Bertoni
Founder & CEO
PhillyTech
If you laughed at any of
these Chuck Norris isn’t
laughing...