The document provides fashion advice discouraging the wearing of newsboy caps unless working at a 200+ year old golf course, mesh clothing outside the gym without further explanation needed, sportswear from schools not attended to avoid dishonoring alumni, sweater vests which keep only 1/6 of the body warm, Crocs which are the new socks and sandals in one and smell bad after an hour, Hawaiian shirts when plaid exists, and ascots without also wearing a frock coat and Homburg hat.