The Lord created woman on the 6th day while working late, despite an angel questioning why he was spending so much time. [1] The Lord explained that woman must have many replaceable moving parts and function on all kinds of food while embracing kids and healing with hugs, all with just two hands. [2] When the angel said this was impossible, the Lord insisted he was close to completing his favorite creation. [3] Woman can think, reason, negotiate, cure herself when sick, and work 18 hours a day.