Metal Fire, a metal warrior from the land of Yeah, goes on a mission to the land of Steel to find a man named I Do Not Like Metal and convert him into a metal fan. After encountering strange sights like a singing white lion and a chicken that gives Metal Fire directions before dying, Metal Fire finds I Do Not Like Metal singing Madonna. Metal Fire convinces I Do Not Like Metal that metal is great, and I Do Not Like Metal changes his name to "F" and they live happily ever after as metal fans.

1. The Tale of Metal Fire Click on your mouse to move forward in this following tale .

2. A long time ago, a few weeks back, the metal warrior Metal Fire, from the land of Yeah, got the information that someone in the town Steel did not like Heavy Metal. So Metal Fire decided to go to Steel and search for this person who’s name was I Do Not Like Metal.

3. Metal Fire felt deep inside, that it was going to be a difficult task to save this person from a life without the music of Iron Maiden, Judas Priest and Metallica, and other great metal bands, but he also knew that he was never gonna surrender his mission. I Do Not Like Metal were to be saved and the world would become a much brighter place. With metal.

4. The land Steel was dark and cold, but Metal Fire felt warm and cozy. The sky had the colour of deep purple and there was a black sabbath going on to the right of him. He liked that very much. It was metal. Metal Fire screamed out ”this is cool” and started laughing. Now he knew he would succeed with his mission.

5. Suddenly a white lion roared, in a cute way, and Metal Fire gazed up on the silver mountain he just had reached on his walk through Steel. The lion blinked at him and wet its lips and Metal Fire felt warm inside. But he knew there was no time to cuddle a lion - he was on a mission - so Metal Fire just ignored the white lion and started to walk again. And now he saw in the horizon, a small house.

6. The small house was actually not a small house, Metal Fire discovered when he got closer. Instead it was a small chicken with a cold and the chicken said: -Are you Metal Fire, the metal warrior? -Yes, Metal Fire answered. The chicken puked and died. But before that, the chicken told Metal Fire that I Do Not Like Metal lived very close to here, so Metal Fire felt cool and started walking again.

7. After a week Metal Fire reached another mountain and there, on the ground, sat a skinny man with short hair dressed in green shorts, a blue T-shirt and he was singing the song ”Like a virgin” by Madonna. Metal Fire said ”stop!” and the skinny man stopped singing and looked up at him. -Are you I Do Not Like Metal?? Metal Fire asked. The man nodded and started immediatly to cry…