The document describes different swimming experiences, both pleasant and unpleasant. It begins by describing swimming in the ocean under the sun and moon, with the former being too hot and the latter bringing a temperate warmth. It then describes frightening experiences swimming in acid where the narrator screams, in a river with attacking ants and fish, and in icy streams where their teeth chatter. Further unpleasant swims involve electricity, mercury, and sewage-filled water. A swim in chalk powder causes itching eyes. The most pleasant swim is described as being in a woman's silken hair, where the narrator is drowned in her love.

1. THE PERFECT SWIM
When I swam in the blistering ocean of golden Sun; infinite arenas of my body
got disastrously charred,
Indispensable centers of breath in my body got strangulated; and I relinquished
breath with great gasps of disbelief.
When I swam in the molten ocean of iridescent moon; there was a temperate
warmth that engulfed my persona,
The immaculate white color submerged me in entirety; and I felt uncannily distraught
as gaseous clouds obliterated my gaze.
When I swam in a tank of bubbling acid; there were incoherent screams that
emanated from my mouth,
The radiant complexion of my skin transited to briquettes of coal; and the color of
my luscious lips now resembled that of my scalp hair.
When I swam in a river replete with frosty milk; I cupidly devoured huge mouthfuls
of the same,
I emerged out exuberantly fresh after the swim; only to be attacked by a battalion of
red ant and fish.
When I swam in icy streams; accumulated at the base of the snow clad alps,
The formidable fortress of my teeth commenced to repulsively clatter; and I
vociferously sneezed my nose; after a few seconds of my swim.
When I swam in volatile electricity; my demeanor got stabbed with a volley of
brutal shock,
Clusters of hair stood on my intricate scalp; and I stared dumbfounded at the
scenario in utter bewilderment.
When I swam in a silver ocean of slippery mercury; I rolled for marathon
distances without flexing my jugglery of muscles,
Although when inadvertently some of it slipped into mouth; the blood abruptly
froze in my veins; with my persona transforming to a deathly crystal blue.
When I swam in blotted water blended with traces of obnoxious sewage; a fetid
stench flooded my nostrils,
A fleet of disdainful cockroach clambered up my shirt; and the municipality
dumped me like a piece of discarded garbage.
When I swam in a curry of chalk powder; I had to put onerous effort to keep afloat,
There was a severe itching in the moist pearls of my eye; and people mistook me for a
comedian of the highest fraternity.

2. And eventually when I swam in bunch of her silken hair; I felt drowned in the
savage sea of her perpetual love,
I wanted this swim to go on for times immemorial; and I found this to be the most
perfect swim.