The Lord was working overtime on the sixth day to create mothers, who have incredibly complex specifications. Mothers must be washable but not elastic, have 200 movable parts that are all replaceable, run on leftovers and black coffee, have a lap that can hold three kids and disappears when standing, and have six pairs of hands and three pairs of eyes. Despite their softness, mothers are also tough and can endure and accomplish a great deal, such as healing themselves when sick, feeding a family of six on little food, and getting a stubborn child to cooperate. The Lord created women to be able to think, reason, and negotiate. Their tears are how they express a wide range of emotions. In the end, the