The document outlines 8 "Duck Laws" that define characteristics of ducks and compare them to eagles. The laws state that if something acts like a duck and is cooked like a duck, then it is a duck. They also note that no duck can be an eagle due to physical differences like webbed feet versus talons. Ducks are said to flock together while eagles fly alone and the two birds do not mingle.

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2. Duck Law No. 1 If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, looks like a duck and cooks like a duck, it's a duck.

3. Duck Law No. 2 Even under ideal circumstances, no duck, no matter how noble or well-intentioned, can be an eagle.

5. Duck Law No. 4 No duck may be an eagle until it abandons its webbed feet and bill for talons and a beak.

6. Duck Law No.5 Ducks are noble creatures. They shall not be penalized in the eyes of other creatures because they are not eagles.

7. Duck Law No. 6 The greatest duck that ever was cannot cannot fly as high as even a modest eagle.

8. Duck Law No. 7 Ducks flock. Eagles fly alone. Ducks and eagles never mingle.

9. Duck Law No. 8 A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

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