The Conversation
Dan: *Creepily happy, slightly muffled through mask* Good afternoon sir, how are
you today?
Stanford: *Worried* Erm, I’m dandy thank you. *Stammers* How about yourself?
Dan: *Creepy smile, slightly muffled through mask* I’m hunky dory. Do take a seat.
*Ushers Stanford to seat* Now what seems to be the problem today?
Stanford: *Stammers* Just a check-up. Nothing serious… I hope.
Dan: No, no. *Creepy voice* I’m sure there’s nothing to worry about. *Smiles
knowingly and looks into mouth while placing instrument on tongue* Looks like I’m
only going to have to take six teeth out! *Takes out knife*
Stanford: *Screams*

The conversation - The script

  • 1.
    The Conversation Dan: *Creepilyhappy, slightly muffled through mask* Good afternoon sir, how are you today? Stanford: *Worried* Erm, I’m dandy thank you. *Stammers* How about yourself? Dan: *Creepy smile, slightly muffled through mask* I’m hunky dory. Do take a seat. *Ushers Stanford to seat* Now what seems to be the problem today? Stanford: *Stammers* Just a check-up. Nothing serious… I hope. Dan: No, no. *Creepy voice* I’m sure there’s nothing to worry about. *Smiles knowingly and looks into mouth while placing instrument on tongue* Looks like I’m only going to have to take six teeth out! *Takes out knife* Stanford: *Screams*