The interactive story document presents a branching narrative where the reader is prompted to make choices that determine the progression and outcome of the story. The story involves digging in one's backyard and finding a rusty box, which leads down a winding path of unpredictable events where the reader encounters magical footballs, robberies, restaurant meals, and more. Each choice results in an abrupt ending where the reader's character dies in various outlandish and gruesome ways.

1. The Backyard Surprise
By: Click to find out

2. • One day you are digging in the backyard when
his shovel hit something hard…..

3. • Do you
• A - keep digging to find what you hit.
• B - stop digging and quit.
• C - go eat a sandwich.

4. • When they finally got it open they found….

5. •A RUSTY BOX!!!
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6. • THE SUSPENCE IS KILLING YOU, you blow up.
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7. • There was a robbery at subway wile you
where there, also you where token hostage
and shot.
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8. • Now that you have the box will you…
• A - open the rusty box.
• B - burn the box.
• C -leave it alone

9. Next
• A FOOTBALL!!! And two teams that magically appeared along with
a stadium.

10. • It spontaneously blows up in your face, your
dead.
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11. • You turn around and fall in the hole you dug
and pass out later it starts to rain and you
drown.
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12. • then you took the pitch and ran for a 100 yard next
touchdown with it.

13. • Now will you…
A • Do a touchdown dance.
B • steal a car.
C • go get dinner at a restaurant.

14. • The referee fouled you on un sportsmanlike
conduct, you later got in a fight with the ref
and he stabbed you.
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15. • The police chased you down then you crashed
and died.
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16. • Now what do you order…
A steak
B • Hot wings
C • pizza

17. • You slip wile cutting and slit your wrist. You
bleed to death.
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18. • You chock on a bone and die.
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19. • You loved the pizza.
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20. • After dinner do you…
A • - dine and dash(not pay for your meal).
B • -pay your bill and go.
C - burn down the restaurant after eating dessert.

21. • The manager kills you with a baseball bat as
you walk out the door.
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22. Next
• Now your in the parking lot

23. • You foot gets stuck in between the booth wile
trying to escape the fire, you burned.
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24. • Now what do you do next…
• F -sleep on the parking lot ground.
A
• F -get in your car and go to….
B
• F -walk to….
C

25. • You get run over and die, its what you disserve
for SLEEPING ON A PARKING LOT GROUND,
you retard.
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26. • Do you go to…
• AF - the movies.
• BF -public restrooms
• CF - your house.

27. • You fall asleep during the movie and the
person next to you stole your wallet and
phone you run into a wall because your mad
then you die from internal bleeding.
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28. • You fall asleep at the urinal and your head falls
in and drown.
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29. • Your at your home you go to sleep and that’s
the end of your day!!
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30. Good morning!
Your alarm went off do you…
F -push snooze
A
B - get up and eat some wheat's
F -skip breakfast and go looking for a job.
C

31. • You sleep too long and fall into a coma then after
50 years in a coma they put you down your
buried in shoops cemetery on Jonestown road.
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• Stay for the ice cream!

32. • You choke on the Wheaties, you died.
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33. • Do you apply to be a....
• AF - astrophysics
• BF -fry cook
• C F -a drug dealer

34. • You are killed because an asteroid hit you.
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35. • You fall in a giant fryer and are cooked to a
crisp. You are dead!!!
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36. • They denied your application but give you a
sample size of cocaine.
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37. • Now will you…
• A -snort the cocaine
F
• B -go to a bar
F
• C -sell the cocaine
F

38. • You get high, then stumble on to the street
and are run over by a Mack truck, you died.
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39. • You go to a local bar called ‘‘THE BAR’’.
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40. • You sell the cocaine to a narcotics officer; you
where arrested. After you got to the station
and they found out who you where and what
you did the sentenced you to death for
opening the rusty box. You almost got away
with it but if you got arrested a day later you
would not die because they repealed the law
that day that opening a rusty box is a crime.
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41. • You get in a fight at “THE BAR”;what do you
do?do you…
• A - run away.
F
• B -beat up the guy who started it.
F
• C -throw your taco out the window.
F

42. • You run into a knife duck taped to the wall
your dead.
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43. • You started it so you killed yourself.
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44. It landed in the road and the guy fighting you
whent out in the road to get it and got run over.
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45. • Now what do you do…
• A -go eat tanbark.
F
• B -go to a dog fight
F
• C -go sleep in a hole.
F

46. • You get fat from tanbark and die of diabetes,
your dead.
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47. • You meet Michel Vick, Plaxico Burress and Ray
Lewis. Then ray Lewis kills you because he is a
murder, obviously!!!
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48. • You make friends with a friendly bear!
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49. • Now will you…
• AF - kill him.
• BF - eat his honey.
• CF - eat piglet.

50. • You bash his head with a rock and poo bear is
dead!!!
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51. • He woke up with a rumbly tummy and a bad
temper he then mauled you and you died.
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52. • You had some bacon but then tigger mauled
you because you ate his friend.
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53. • Now will you…
Become a cereal killer Become a car salesman Enter NFL draft
Go back to collage Work construction Become a professional gambler
By 1000 lottery tickets Get an ATT phone Buy a dog
Become a super hero Become a competitive eater Become a teacher
Get a job other than any of these Spend all day on the computer eat a taco
Build time machine Become a lab rat Get married
Go to one of these countries… throw stuff out a window adopt a kid

54. • After 15 murders you where caught sentenced
to death on the cross.
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55. • Wile selling a car you give a test drive to a
psychopath and he runs you over, your dead.
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56. • You where drafted by the Cleveland browns…
so you kill your self.
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57. • You go to Virginia Tec and get shot, your dead.
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58. • An iron “I” beam falls and crushes you, you
died.
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59. • You gamble with the devil and bet you sole for
a fiddle of gold and lose your dead.
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60. • You won the lottery but run out side and
scream you won and a guy shoots you and
takes your id and ticket your dead.
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61. • ATT is actually trying to take over the world
using there customers phones and you’re the
host of the robot, the plan fails and all the
robots are dead including you!
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62. • The dog bit you and it had rabies and then you
died.
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63. • Will you be…
Green arrow superman Robin The hulk
batman Wolverine Pikachu Luigi
flash Thor Spiderman Kirby
Yoshi Iron man Mario Shaquille O'Neal
Green Lantern Cat woman Super woman
Caption America Luke sky walker

64. • You won a hot dog eating competition but
were then latter targeted by another
competitive eater because he was not as good
as you he put dry concert mix in your water
and wen you drank it hardened in your throat
and you suffocated. Start over

65. • What subject…
History
Science Art
English
Gym Math
Foreran languages

66. • Will you be a….
Taxi driver Doctor Dentist Police officer
Factory worker Night guard Athlete EBay guru
Banker Clerk Baker President

67. • You explode your computer from overuse
setting your house on fire killing you.
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68. • There was a knife in your taco that you ate so
then it stabbed your internal organs and you
died.
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69. • You go back to the Oj Simpson case and Oj kills
you.
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70. • An experiment goes horribly wrong and you
turn into a human with spider instincts, so you
build a giant web to catch people then you
start to eat the people you caught and the one
had Ebola so you get it and die in 10 days.
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71. • You married a psychopath and every time they
served you dinner they slipped a pill in you
food so you will slowly die over a period of 5
years. Then in 5 years your organs rupture and
explode from the inside out.
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72. • Pick a country to fly with your points from you
double miles credit card.
Russia Canada
China
Mexico Germany

73. • You hit a crazy guy with one of those box TVs.
After he wakes up he gets a plasma TV and
busts it over your head your dead.
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74. • You thought you adopted a kid but it was
really a small person who happened to be a
murderer. He said he could not sleep so you
let him in your bead and he slit your throat.
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75. • You shot your self in the face with an arrow
because your stupid and dead.
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76. • You jump off a building but you are too heavy
to fly you need to be 50lb or under so you are
dead.
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77. • You run so fast you loose control and run into
a wall and you are dead
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78. • Mario bounces off your head and you fall and die.
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79. • Your lantern falls and starts a fire that you die
in.
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80. • You tripped and slice you’re head off with
you’re shield.
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81. • You ate green jello but it was actually
kryptonite and you died.
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82. • You tripped and fell on your claws, your dead.
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83. • You crush your self with your hammer, your
dead.
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84. • You kill yourself with those laser things.
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85. • You are chased up a tree and starve to death.
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86. • Your nest burns down with you, your dead
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87. • You get stuck in charlotte's web, then she eats
you.
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88. • You hit your head on a brick and die of
internal bleeding.
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89. • You are shot with a kryptonite bullet, your
dead.
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90. • You electrocute your self, your dead
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91. • You catch on fire and burn to death.
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92. • You suck in too much air and explode, your
dead.
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93. • You die from overdose on drugs, your dead.
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94. • You turn into the new Darth Vader and your
son kills you, your dead.
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95. • You are the best super hero ever, helping
people who cant reach things, grabbing cats
from trees you couldn't be more awesome.
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96. • You created a shock sensitive explosive
material, Fulminate of Mercury
• Readily formed by interaction of mercury (II)
nitrate, nitric acid and ethanol.
• It may be initiated when dry by flame, heat,
impact, friction or intense radiation.
• Contact with sulfuric acid causes explosion.
this created an explosion that kills you
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97. • You where dodge ball and instead of doge
balls you used bowling balls you where killed
by little kids.
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98. • You don’t know Spanish very well even though
you’re the teacher, then when you go on a
field trip to Mexico you accidentally say
something offensive to a native person. After
that they knock you out and tie your front and
bottom half to two different donkeys and have
them go in different directions and split you in
two.
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99. • You are killed by car, un-related to your job
you just get run over by a bus, your dead.
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100. • You drink toxic paint your dead.
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101. • You go back in time and go in the civil war. You
where killed at the battle of Gettysburg.
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102. • You get a paper cut wile reading a book, you
latter bleed to death. Doctors say it was the
worst paper cut they ever saw.
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103. • They say curiosity killed the cat, so don’t try to
find out everything. You died before the quiz
even started.
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104. • You fall asleep during the night sift and
plummet the taxi off a cliff, and you died.
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105. • There was friendly fire and you where shot
and killed.
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106. • You where at a museum where things came to
life and you where killed by a monkey.
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107. • You bought a package and when you opened it
exploded in your face.
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108. • You where killed in a robbery, the robbers
gassed the bank with carbon monoxide then
came in with a gas mask and took the money.
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109. • The anesthesiologist left the gas tank open an
the room was full of the gas, you fell asleep
due to the gas and then you fell over and you
where stabbed with the scalpel in the eye. You
died.
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110. • You take an x-ray wile still in the room with
out a lead vest and the machine you had was
really old so it emitted a lot of radiation and
you died instantaneously.
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111. • You get a job as the police chief!
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112. • You where paralyzed wile playing tennis, one
day you wheel chair was left un attended on a
hill. You start to roll down, then you hit a rock,
start flipping, go on a ramp propelling you into
a pool of raw sewage at the sewage treatment
plant. You drown in the sewage.
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113. • You leave an explosive material on the infer
red scanner too long and it crates an explosion
that kills you.
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114. • You where crushed in a printing press.
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115. • You where assassinated by a terrorist.
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116. • You get stuck in a giant oven and bake to
death, but you tasted delicious!
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117. • In communist Russia horse eats cowboy.
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118. • You are killed by a chupacabra
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119. • You are eaten by a dragon that Towand
summoned.
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120. • You drown in maple syrup.
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121. • You choke on some schnitzel stumble and are
impaled by a stein.
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122. • You die because you could not make three
free throws.
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123. • After 40 years in the police force you retire
and die of a heart attack at age 60.
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125. The End