This document introduces the members of Team [You] for an upcoming competition. It provides statistics on each player such as their kill-death ratio, most played classes, and a brief scouting report assessing their strengths and play styles. The team includes experienced players who main a variety of classes including soldier, medic, sniper, and pyro.

1. INTRODUCING TEAM [YOU]

2. MasterChef - Captain of Team [ You ] Guild: TVB Handsomeness level - Very High K:D 1.05 KPM 0.90 Rank 269 Classes: Sniper, Demo, Heavy Report: Normally a soldier, he seems to be experimenting with other classes. Expect him to return to Solly for the Cup. If possible, engage him in melee as he seems to have a block on how to hit someone with a melee weapon. Do not anger him, as he will resort to the forceadmin hacks against you.

3. Cpt. Keyes - [You ] Lieutenant Handsomeness Level- Up there. Guild - TVB K:D 0.63 KPM 0.58 Rank 672 Classes: Sniper, Spy Pyro Report: Hawaii resident. Seems to be practicing with the Hunstman, but will probably play Pyro for the Cup. Unparalleled FAILspy skills. Does not get to play much because he's too busy cruising the beaches for babes.

4. Plinko - [ You ] Lieutenant Guild - TVB Handsomeness Level - Are you kidding, just look at that face! K:D 1.25 KPM 0.90 Rank 105 Classes: Soldier, Medic, Scout, Pyro Report: Jeez, what a cute doggie!! Oh, do you like to chase squirrels? I bet you do! Oh, how sweet! What? Um. . . the game? I think he mostly gets lucky crits on Keyes. Otherwise he mostly sucks.

5. Yahoo!! Guild - USV Handsomeness Level - Whoah! K:D 1.57 KPM 1.27 Rank 37 Classes: Sniper, Scout, Demo, Spy Report: Perhaps the Ville's most-feared Spy, he's been expermenting with other classes lately (sense a trend?), probably will go back to his traditional role for the Cup. More backstabber than destroyer of buildings. Moonlights as a fine demoman. Also recently entered into a Search-related revenue agreement with Microsoft, so he'll be bankrolling all team travel expenses.

6. Kabookie Guild - BR Handsomeness Level - More Dylan McDermott than Brad Pitt, you know what I mean? K:D 1.52 KPM 0.92 Rank 41 Classes: Soldier, Pyro, Sniper, Demo Report: Warpath Regular who makes the rounds. Very good reflector, also very good soldier. Expect to see him play both in the Cup. Terrible speller - doesn't he realize it's Kabuki??

7. Mr. S Guild - BR Handsomeness Level - Rugged with a little Eastern European in there. Not that pansy Euortrash look at all. K:D 1.63 KPM 1.25 Rank 46 Classes: Demo, Spy, Scout Report: All those nice things you had? Yeah, he blew that crap up. Prefers stickies to pipes. Also, lives in Australia so he wrestles crocs and stuff so watch out.

8. Checkm8 Guild - BR Handsomeness Level - In Ur Base, Snugglin Ur ladies! K:D 0.80 KPM 0.55 Rank 58 Classes:Everything Reaport: Plays. A . Lot. Especially Warpath. The only person I've seen with 10+ hours in 8 classes. Medic might be his best class. Happens to lead most weapon categories in 'most deaths by'.

9. TTHREAZ Guild - eVa Handsomeness Level - A little low, but he's an Animal. The ladies know what I'm talkin' about. K:D 1.38 KPM 0.92 Rank 91 Classes: Sniper, Scout, Spy Report: I heard he wrote the book on Scout. Prefers the Scattergun to the FAN. Don't spell his name wrong or he will flip out and kill people. I'm totally serious.

10. Prez d'ONU Guild - BR Handsomeness Level - Can't Tell with those shades on, partner K:D 1.46 KPM 1.06 Rank 108 Classes: Heavy, Pyro, Soldier, Engie Report: Pretty good all-around player. ONU student. His roommate is on Team 5 so he better be getting the goods on their plans. No truth to the rumor he's Mr. Poodlepants' lapdog.

11. Bluntspoon Guild - TVB Handsomeness Level - A Man Of Mystery. Oooh, exciting! K:D 1.01 KPM 0.64 Rank 189 Classes: Medic, Heavy, Pyro Report: Dustbowl player. I'm guessing he likes to Kritz Medic. Also a good heavy. Widely suspected of stealing your momma's credit.

12. Aez Guild - TVB Handsomeness Level - Way down since he adopted that whole disease look. Go back to Big Brother, dude. K:D 0.83 KPM 0.64 Rank 227 Classes: Demo, Medic. Soldier, Scout Report: More comfortable lecturing on Macroeconomics than kicking ass. Deigns to come by and blow stuff up occasionally. Leads the League in killed by Scout Taunt.

13. Vasilli Guild - USV Handsomeness Level - Steely. Steely like serious and powerful, not like Steely Dan. K:D 0.73 KPM 0.48 Rank 292 Classes: Sniper, Demo, Engie Report: Probably a better Pyro than his main classes. Likes the backburner. Can engie if needed. Has an unhealthy fixation on Ladee, don't tell Duke.

14. !B a T m A n! Guild - TVR Handsomeness Level - More cute than hot. Maybe grow that beard out? K:D 0.89 KPM 0.55 Rank 385 Classes: Sniper, Spy, Scout Report: Deadly sniper in DoD, expect him to play that role in the Cup. Likes the Huntsman. Prefers cake to pie so I'm not sure why I'm even talking to him at this point.

15. Nucking Futs Guild - USV Handsomeness Level - High. And I mean that. K:D 0.58 KPM 0.39 Rank: 603 Classes: Medic, Pyro, Soldier Report: Prefers to Battle Medic with the Blut. Also enjoys burning things. I wonder what kind of music he listens to? Also, it's N uckin F uts , so he's like, not actually crazy. Or is it extra crazy?