1. Shows as described by my friend
who has never seen them
by an-ocean-of-trust

2. Free!
• there are four guys who are, for the most part, shirtless. Like, really
shirtless. There's a guy with black hair who has a sexual fetish for
water and used to be best friends with an angsty looking guy but
they've since fallen out over a swimming competition and now they
have a really weird rapey relationship involving the second guy
pressing the first guy against a chainlink fence for... some reason.
Then there's a brown haired guy who's really, really gay for the
black haired guy and there's Nagisa who's, like, Crown Prince of
Moe. Together, these three incredibly shirtless guys form a swim
team but need a fourth member which they find in Nagisa's glassesusing gay crush. Then there's an adorable girl and some guy who
looks like Mikoto from K who are a "legitimate couple"

3. Big Windup!/Oofuri
• a woman with large breasts manages a high school
baseball team in which a guy called Abe is the catcher.
Mihashi shows up; he is an incredibly moe character
who was abused by his former catcher although he's an
awesome pitcher and yet he still really wants to be part
of his former team. Abe proceeds to develop a HUGE
crush on Mihashi and decides to devote his life to
making Mihashi achieve his potential as a pitcher and
basically the whole of the rest of the team and the
woman with large breasts are shippers on deck. And
there's a team mum. And the rest of the team is gay for
each other

4. Teen Wolf
Stiles is a boy in high school with a tragically
dead mum and a sheriff dad who has adorable
shippy exchanges with... someone else's mum. I
think. Derek is a werewolf who stalks people and
smoulders and finds lots of reasons to be
shirtless. LOTS of reasons. Together they will
have a romance to span lifetimes (probably).
And there's an awesome girl called Lydia.

5. Persona 4
a guy in high school with grey hair can improve people's lives by talking
to them and has recently moved in with his slightly pervy detective
uncle whose male appendage, thanks to the miracle of accidentally
found fanart, I have seen. In the town he just moved into there's an
incredibly cute girl whose "social link" you can improve so she's all
happy and sugary and stuff and some other people who're okay.
People disappear and show up dead on TV aerials and, in a great leap
of logic, this guy decides they must have gone into the TV and died so
he goes into the TV and uses his "persona"--the physical manifestation
of... I dunno, his soul or some crap--to fight of "shadows"--the physical
manifestation of the dark things in your... heart... or some crap. Joining
him is a bear (which, for the record, looks nothing like any bear I've
ever seen) which makes incredibly annoying bear puns and a kid
detective who the whole fandom loves but you hate.

6. Kuroko no Basuke
BASKETBALL!! LET'S PLAY BASKETBALL!! LET'S
GET A GROUP OF VERY GAY TALL GUYS
TOGETHER AND PLAY BASKETBALL AND SWEAT
HUGE AMOUNTS AND PLAY BASKETBALL AND
SHOVE BALLS THROUGH HOLES BECAUSE THAT'S
WHAT YOU DO IN BASKETBALL AND SCREW THE
LAWS OF PHYSICS BECAUSE BASKETBALL!! oh
and it's totally gritty and meaningful but not
really cos it's too hilariously serious

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Lewis: gay detectives
Endeavour: gay detectives
George Gently: dying gay detectives
Midsomer Murders: in a town of infinite
population, at least one homicide (or suicide)
is committed every day

8. Merlin
• ALL the knights of the round table are gay;
Gwaine, Arthur and Merlin are in some kind of
love triangle and GWAINE IS NOT AND WILL
NEVER BE DEAD

9. Supernatural
• demons and awesome shit dwarfed by the
extreme homosexuality of a human and an
angel who everyone but the writers see as
canon

10. Game of Thrones
actual approved incest between halfbrothers, both of whom are awesome. And
Joffrey is a massive douche who deserves only
torture and death