This document introduces Shahul Hameed, born on February 14, 1990 in Trichy Hospital. During an IIM interview, when asked about the location of All India Radio in Trichy, he did not know, but could name many girls' schools in the town. Shahul thought college would be non-stop fun, but reality was different. His daily routine involved drinking beer from 5 PM onward and needing help getting home by 10-11 PM. He had many reactions and looks for different situations. Shahul had several sweethearts who both wanted to kick him and protect him from being kicked. He offered to be kicked for free on his birthday.