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Работа и олени
1.
Если вы никак не
можете себя заставить работать...
2.
Если вам надоела
ваша работа... Если вы думаете только о том, как бы поскорее слинять домой: Если все вокруг вас раздражает...
3.
В конце концов,
если у вас просто плохое настроение...
4.
Подумайте вот о чем.
5.
Представьте, как если
бы вы были Оленеводом Крайнего Севера... На что была бы похожа ваша жизнь тогда? Посмотрим.
6.
Понедельник. Вы пасете оленей.
7.
Вторник. Вы пасете оленей.
8.
Среда. Вы пасете оленей.
9.
Четверг. Вы пасете оленей.
10.
Пятница. Вы пасете оленей.
11.
Суббота. Думали выходной, да? Хрен!!!
Вы пасете оленей.
12.
Воскресенье. Ну вы уже
поняли, что вы делаете, да? Правильно. Пасете оленей.
13.
У вас один
выходной в год – это день, когда приезжают геологи, и вы обмениваете оленей на водку.
14.
В чуме вас
ждут: страшная жена, семеро голодных детей, паленая водка от геологов, и соленая оленина на ужин.
15.
Вы моетесь дважды
в течении всей жизни: при рождении, и после смерти.
16.
Вы никогда не
видели горячую воду.
17.
Настоящим лакомством для
вас являются ягоды и коренья, собранные вашими детьми.
18.
Если вы плохо
пасете оленей, вы умрете от голода.
19.
20.
Сравните такую жизнь
с тем, что у вас есть сейчас.
21.
Радуйтесь. Плачьте от счастья. Обнимите
сослуживцев и подарите каждому подарок.
22.
Поблагодарите руководство вашей фирмы
за мудрость и хорошее отношение.
23.
Поблагодарите свою семью
и друзей, за то что они у вас есть.
24.
И, наконец, поблагодарите себя
- за то, что вы не стали Оленеводом Крайнего Севера...
25.
И прекратите, наконец, заниматься х*йней.
26.
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