this is a presentation me and one of my friends created in elementary school in order to make fun of tech companies like apple.

1. Appl
Bringing technology to you
e

2. Here at apple,
we work
endlessly to
bring the best
of tech to you.

3. And we want to make
your experience
better.

4. So to fill the void
that has you
down… we have
added one very
high tech
feature!

5. Now you can
be an emoji!

6. ¨I want to bomb the
entire company¨
-Elon Musk

7. With high tech
facial
recognition
software...

8. We made your
Fantasies come
true!
Worst nightmare

9. “It gave me
stage four
cancer… it’s
gone for now...”
-Stephen Karl

10. “I regret ever living
at all.”
-Bill gates

11. Esketit

12. We at appl ...
E

13. Want to bring you more...

14. So, we unveil to you
our new product...
curse
with depression

15. The idrink

16. People have
already tried it,
and loved it
di …..

17. “I love it!”
-barak oboba
hate

18. “Hello egg”
-stan smith

19. And along with this
new cup of the
future,

20. We are releasing a
new phone!

21. The iphone YTP

22. Y. your
T. tech
P. premier

23. It has many high-tech features...

24. It comes with its own
filters, for those
without snapchat.
WE STOLE………...
>>>>..>>
.FRom

25. And a new, better, face rig!

26. Here is one example!
Face rig image

27. And it can give you the flu!
will

28. Help me