pick up artistry

1. One Surefire Way to Bait a Breakup
April 18, 2007 | by CH | Link | Original Link
for the caring, sensitive man who stops at nothing to spare the feelings of the girl he wants to dump.
“I hope if we have kids one day we don’t have a hot daughter cause… woo!… you know, I don’t
know how I’ll control myself.”
field tested. motherfucker approved.

2. • Alert the Media: Women Happier as Women
• April 19, 2007 | by CH | Link | Original Link
• A refutation of yet another feminism core belief.
• Women are happier in traditional marriages.
• The PDF.
• Model 1 indicates that wives who hold egalitarian gender attitudes, who work parttime, and
• who take a larger share of the family breadwinning responsibilities are less happy. (p.1331)
• …
• Indeed, Models 3 and 4 provide some support for the gender model of marriage insofar as
• women who earn a greater-than-average percentage of couple income … and whose
• husbands take up a greater share of household labor report greater unhappiness.
• When reading the avalanche of studies published now on an almost weekly basis giving the lie to
• nearly every major feminist tenet, I ask myself two questions. One, why did so many women vouch
• fealty to this noxious ideology and, two, why did so many shitlapping betas men follow suit?
• On the first, I suspect the masculine yang personalities of the feminist leadership propelled this small
• segment of the female population toward deliberating and advancing a new philosophy that more
• closely matched what they personally were convinced would make them happy in life. Many of the
• feminist bullhorns are bull dykes, which means they are far removed from the experience of living as
• normal hetersexual women, and those feminist leaders who are straight possess a lot of character
• traits which we associate with high testosterone men. Traits like furious energy

3. right to bear arms and shoot a mugger in the face. fuck those pantywaists who load their diapers at
the merest thought of defending themselves.”
(Funny thing is, most of the time this doesn’t scare them away. There’s a brief spat of indignation
followed by a blowjob.)
Besides the go-along-to-get-along suckups, there are the genuine testicle-impaired betas who
swallowed the feminism cumload without a dribble and loved the taste. They are enablers of the
worst sort as by their actions they have disadvantaged themselves as well as the women they purport
to champion. Knee them in the balls when you see them. They will hardly flinch.
Today, men are responding to the detritus of feminism with game. And as men are wont to do, they
have brainstormed and elevated the art of seduction to a science and a business model. Women who
lament this development in the relations between the sexes have only themselves to blame. They set
the rules of the game; men react to the rules by taking advantage of new opportunities to get what
they want. Opportunities like the 3-date rule and the freedom to have premarital sex and illegitimate
children and fuck around and cohabit and abort

4. • The 2/8/2 Rule
• April 23, 2007 | by CH | Link | Original Link
• In my experience there is a simple and steadfast rule that governs serial dating for men who play the
• field. For every 12 women a man dates, 2 of those 12 will be hot by his standards, 8 will match
• him in attractiveness, and 2 will be below his standards. (12 is the magic number since studies on the
• mathematics of love have shown that on average that is the number of partners a man or woman must
• date before finding ‘the one’.)
• This rule applies to the average guy who is socially competent and reasonably comfortable around
• women and who has command of some basic game. Men with crippling dating handicaps like having
• more than 1,000 life-hours logged on World of Warcraft should focus on dating one or two women of
• any caliber.
• The 2/8/2 Rule is not a prescription for dating success, but an observation of the courtship patterns of
• most players. The rule seems to describe a “stasis point” that men reach when they are actively
• dating around and have settled into a comfort zone where a balance is struck between hot sex and
• emotional stress. Since the rule is fluid, any changes in the strength and consistency of a man’s game
• will move his ratios positively or negatively.
• Ideally, you want a 12/0/0 ratio but that would require masterful game plus objectively high status. It
• is a rare man indeed who manages a 0/0/12 ratio. These types are the gammas who have dropped all
• standards in order to satisfy their indiscriminate sexual appetites. You will find them at NAAFA
• mixers and retirement community bingo halls. 0/0/0 men are

5. • Don’t be that girl
• April 25, 2007 | by CH | Link | Original Link
• Women have a mental laundry list of traits they want in a man. Unlike men, it is not so simple for
• them to see an attractive guy from across the room for a sum total of 1.5 seconds and immediately
• want to have sex with him, no questions asked. They throw out hoops to jump through and head
• games to separate the worthy from the pretenders. As sexual gatekeepers, women rely on this
• complex social interplay to assess a man’s rank and deny or grant him admission to her body.
• A crucial part of seduction is role reversal. You want to turn the tables on women and use their
• psyops against them. A man can magnify his desirability simply by having standards beyond face,
• boobs, and bum. It is intoxicating to a woman to be pursued by a man who will judge her for more
• than her looks. That means sticking to a mental list of qualifications women must meet if they want
• to enjoy the pleasure of your company. The trick is to pay it more than lip service; having standards
• means nothing if you don’t actually believe in them.
• I know from experience and scientifically-valid astrological textbooks that certain character traits and
• behaviors are like signal flares of a drama-prone incompatible relationship. If a girl jumps on top of a
• bar to dance for an appreciative audience on our first dateI know she will be a poor choice for a
• girlfriend but a great ride for a torrid fling.
• To any girl I meet: when I strike up a conversation with you this is what is going through the back of
• my head:
• Don’t be that girl…
• … who thinks diamonds are a better best friend than

6. • … who curses and flips the bird a lot
• … who uses too much trendy slang
• … who will accept flirting from other men while we are out on a date
• … who mugs for invisible cameras
• … who is externally validated
• This may seem like an exhaustive, impossibly unrealistic list, and for most girls maybe it is, but
• compared to the list of demands I occasionally read on craigslist from the sorts of women who’d be
• happier in love if they paid for it, I don’t think I’m asking for much.

7. • Yuppie Child Substitute Part 2
• May 3, 2007 | by CH | Link | Original Link
• I was walking down the street when I crossed paths with a woman in her mid-30s pushing a stroller
• with tinted mesh over the top to protect her child from the sun and bugs. Here’s something you don’t
• see everyday in the city, I thought. A smiling mother and her baby. As she passed, I looked in the
• stroller… to see a toy dog staring back at me, oblivious to its elevated status as a newly minted
• member of homo sapiens.
• I didn’t have my camera with me to record this beautiful metaphor of barren yuppie womb, though it
• looked like this:
• “tell mommy you love her!”
• I believe this is one of the signs of the apocalypse.

8. • Conjugal Bliss
• May 4, 2007 | by CH | Link | Original Link
• There are certain products that just seem to belong together, but as far as I know, remain
• undiscovered pairings. After I munched some coffee beans to temporarily boost my IQ a few points,
• I brainstormed the following consumer product marriage:
• Plus…

9. • to the handlebar. I’ve never seen nor heard a bicyclist blow one of these. Think of the applications.
• – Similar to a really small motorcycle helmet that only covers the crown of the head, a gigantic air
• horn on a bike is a safety feature that doesn’t sacrifice your masculine cool. Teens will clamor for
• this life-saving device.
• – I once saw a TV show that had kids in a car driving slowly by unsuspecting bicyclists and
• pedestrians and blowing an obnoxiously loud air horn out the window. Hilarity ensued as the bikers
• tumbled to the ground and people standing at their mailboxes threw their handfuls of mail into the air
• and peed themselves in shock. Coming from a bicyclist, this would be even funnier. As if they
• weren’t clamoring enough, teens will now pine for this life-saving, prankster-enabling device.
• – Asshole drivers yapping into cellphones have always annoyed bike messengers. The bikers must
• have had a lot of brushes with death because when they get cut off by one of these suitboys on the
• phone with their broker or some spaced out chick driving and gossiping in a 5-way conference call
• with her friends they get really angry, cursing like a sailor and giving the finger to the driver,
• sometimes even banging on the hood with a fingerless gloved hand. I heard this on U St just the
• other day: YOU MOTHERFUCKING FUCK GET THE FUCK OFF THE CELL COCKSUCKER!!!
• Most of the time, the driver hardly notices, what with his five senses occupied by navigating DC’s
• notoriously retarded streets and taking calls. But now with the air horn-equipped bike the messenger
• can toot blast the driver and know he’ll get his full attention. Double thrills if this causes the driver to
• throw the cell into the air and swerve into a fire hydrant. No more ineffectual foul-mouthing; with
• the mighty air horn the bike messenger’s knowing smirk will say it all. Forget pining, teens
• everywhere will pre-cum for this accident-causing bike accessory.
• – Skirt chasing was never so much fun. Re-live those days when you used to stick your head out the
• car window and yell I LOVE YOU! as you drove by cute chicks standing on the sidewalk, except now
• do it in style with the air horn. Blast away and watch as the fright sends fire coursing through her
• loins. Chicks dig unpredictability, and the air horn has that base covered. Don’t even bother with
• formalities — just toss her the engagement ring. She’s already yours for