The document introduces Preetam, an ISI agent who is studying at IIM Bangalore. It discusses his activities before and after coming to IIMB, including receiving special tutoring from Lord Preetam in quantitative methods. It also includes jokes and hypothetical conversations between Preetam and others about asking a girl to clean his room, what he looks for in girls, giving private tutoring to section C girls, and what Preetam does when he gets a call from customer care.

1. Presenting our very own ISI agent
(alumni)

2. My Name is KHAN and
My name is Preetam
I am not a terrorist
and I am from ISI

3. Before coming to IIMB

4. After coming to IIMB

5. After special tut on QM by Lord Preetam
Can I ask her to
DUDE ask for any clean
treat from me My room ??

6. What do u see first in a
Girl ?? (Read in bangla)

7. Wanna be tennis player.. His
practice for the same

8. Mere FINAC group mein
ek bhi CA nahi, aur doosre
Yeh CH kya hai ??
mein 1 CA, 1CFA aur 1CH

9. He proposed a girl with a probability question!!!
What’s the probability
of you being my girlfriend? Hmmmmm..its one in million
it follow a
poisson distribution with
P = 0.000000000001
The null hypothesis lies
Within 99.99% CI. So u
cant reject My proposal !!!

10. Fav pass time
Giving private tuts to section C girls
AA re Preetam pyare

11. Fight for our OFFICIAL QM tutor
When am I going to
get a chance to call
Can you take our tut today? her?

12. What does Lord Preetam do when he gets a call from Customer care??
He makes them listen Shahrukh’s songs  

13. Hoosh ur LORD
anytime
esp girls, kyunki main ladkiyon ko na
nahi bol pata!!