Captain Perk and the crew of the Starship Boostmuch are on a mission to Planet Z4-9 to pick up a six-pack of the galaxy's most delicious beer. Their previous mission failed because First Officer Speck neglected to stop at the bottlo. Back on the planet, they run into trouble paying at the bottlo until Miss Communications uses her Black Amex. They return to the ship with the beer and an alien pet, and Captain Perk invites the hot bottlo attendant to join them for the upcoming rugby match.

1. PEEPS IN SPACE!! Pilot
By
Henry Bird
THE 4AM SHOW
Parody of Star Trek
HB Studio 4, 177 Cleveland St
Redfern
4amshow@gmail.com

2. STAR TREK PARODY - PEEPS IN SPACE EPISODE 1 PILOT
Starship deck. Cptn. Perk seat (centre) mr.Speck, Comms
Stargirl, Battle Stargirl, Stargirl 1, Beamer, (the Dr),
generic male officer.
Captain perk swivels his chair around to face audience.
CAPTAIN PERK
Who ordered the droid.
DROID
(Beep noise)
Nobody answers.
DROID
They’re stuck with the droid.
CAPTAIN PERK
Beamer, why are you holding a cake.
Beamer is holding a cake.
BEAMER
It’s the droid’s birthday.
CAPTAIN PERK
Droids don’t have birthdays.
Beamer blows out the candles, pathetically.
CAPTAIN PERK (CONTD...)
1st Officer Speck. How did we go on
Planet Z4-9
MR.SPECK
Mission Accomplished Captain.
CAPTAIN PERK
Miss Starship. Report.
MISS. STARSHIP 1
(reads tablet)
All targets acheived Sir. We
neutralised the supernova blast,
saved 4 billion people and avoided
detection by the planet’s primative
inhabitants.
She gets a high-five.
(CONTINUED)

3. CONTINUED: 2.
CAPTAIN PERK
Excellent. Did you pick up my 6
pack.
MISS STARSHIP 1
Ah. Can’t see anything here about a
six pack.
CAPTAIN PERK
Speck!
SPECK
Sorry Captain.
CAPTAIN PERK
Dammit Man! I thought you said:
Mission Accomplished.
MR.SPECK
That’s my bad Captain, we only had
9.23 minutes to complete the
mission, stopping at the bottlo,
just didn’t seem ...logical.
The Captain bites his fist.
DROID
Eww. The Captain looks peeved.
The Stargirls are gossipping.
BATTLE STARGIRL
I heard the beer on Planet Z4-9’s
so sweet the Clingons once fought
an Intergalactic war for 2 cases.
STARGIRL 1
I heard it’s so tangy the Zaboo
system traded their left planet for
a flagon.
COMMS STARGIRL
I’m not much of a pint-smasher but
I tried a shandy of that sweet tang
once @ the Saturn Disc Club VIP
room and the next thing I know I
was in fishnet stockings ...I don’t
remember what happened after that.
CAPTAIN PERK
Speck, I realise the people of
Planet Fekin, wouldn’t appreciate
the intricacies of the galaxy’s
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)

4. CONTINUED: 3.
CAPTAIN PERK (cont’d)
most incredibly delicious lager,
but surely you are aware the All
Blacks are playing Australia
tonight.
DROID
Joy.
CAPTAIN PERK
It’s a massive game. And it’s
imperative I get that six pack
SPECK
Perhaps, Sir, you could enjoy the
game with a pitcher of sparkling
space water...
The Captain chucks a look of disdain.
CAPTAIN PERK
Right. turn this Starship around
STARGIRL 1
Yes Captain. Chucking U Banger...
She puts on an indicator, checks the rear vision mirror &
Everbody grabs something as the ship turns round.
MR.SPECK
Captain, I must protest... chucking
an Intergalactic U-banger for a six
pack is a breech of several
federation mandates and highly
illogical.
CAPTAIN PERK
Logic, ^Logic! Speck if everything
were logical, schooners would grow
on trees, people wouldn’t order
droids without asking and every
Stardeck would have a space jaqoozi
with 3 cheerleaders in it.
We see Beamer and the droid next to the schooner tree.
Beamer’s smashing the last schooner. He looks apologetic.
DROID
Beep beep.
We see a space jaqoozi. There’s 2 cheerleaders in it.
(CONTINUED)

5. CONTINUED: 4.
CAPTAIN PERK
I said 3 cheerleaders.
Miss Starship 1, takes her uniform off, she’s wearing a
cheerleader outfit and jumps in the jaqoozi.
MISS STARSHIP 1
Ready for Warp Speed Captain.
Mr. Speck swears something under his breath.
CAPTAIN PERK
What was that.
MR.SPECK
Nothing sir.
CAPTAIN PERK
Are you sure? Cos I it sounded a
bit like you just swore at me under
your fekin breath.
MR.SPECK
I said, It’s just beer.
Captain Perk can’t believe his ears.
CAPTAIN PERK
Ewww. And I suppose rugby is just a
game. Alright Speck riddle me
this. Who is the Captain of the
Starship Boostmuch.
MR.SPECK
You are sir.
CAPTAIN PERK
Correct. And who is the Captain of
the All Blacks.
MR.SPECK
(sighs)
I don’t know Sir. I’m a Fekkin. My
people have no interest in
potentially hazardous activities
that offer no opportunity 4
meaningful gain.
CAPTAIN PERK
Ha! And do you know who has pointy
ears and cake on their face?
(CONTINUED)

6. CONTINUED: 5.
MR.SPECK
I don’t have cake on my face Cptn.
CAPTAIN PERK
Warp Speed!
The ship hits warp speed. A cake flies off a plate and Speck
gets cake on his face.
STARSHIP CGI WARPSPEED
Starship warpspeeds. {CGI}
STARSHIP CRUISING IN SPACE
We see the starship cruising beside Planet Z4-9.
CAPTAIN’S LOG
Speck has failed our mission on
Z4-9 and we’ve returnd to the
Planet to pick up the Galaxy’s most
delicious 6pack. The All Blacks are
on in tminus 3 hrs. Should be
gangbustas. Perk out.
TELEPORTER
Perk & Crew standing on the Teleporter.
CAPTAIN PERK
Ready to beam.
PLANET Z4-9 OUTSIDE THE BOTTLO
Crew arrive on planet Z4-9 outside bottlo.
PLANET Z4-9 THE BOTTLO
There is a really hot bottlo attendant. Perk puts a six pack
on the counter. He tries to pay.
HOT BOTTLO ATTENDANT
I’m sorry we don’t accept
Republican Credits.
CAPTAIN PERK
(waves fingers)
Republican credits will do fine.
(CONTINUED)

7. CONTINUED: 6.
HOT BOTTLO ATTENDANT
Think that might b the wrong show
Miss Communications waves her Black Amex. Miss Starship 1
comes in to bottlo with alien dog/lion/unicorn.
MISS STARSHIP 2
Oh look Captain, it’s so cute can
we keep it?!
CAPTAIN PERK
I don’t see why not.
Crew leave bottlo w/pet. Perk & attendant share nice look.
PLANET Z4-9 OUTSIDE THE BOTTLO
Now crew + attendant outside ready to beam up.
CAPTAIN PERK
Planetary party ready to Beam.
All of the officers are looking at Perk, and the +1
CAPTAIN PERK (CONTD...)
What. Shes never seen aStarship b4
CLOSING CREDITS:
To Boldy go where no Peeps hath gone b4.
’Peeps In Spaaa-a--aaaace!’
NEXT EPISODE: Captain Perk’s Bad Ass Doppleganger