This document appears to be a humorous birthday message for someone named Pammo. It provides biographical details about Pammo, recounts humorous anecdotes from his time at IIMB pursuing romance, and wishes him a happy birthday. The tone is informal and joking throughout.

1. Tharki Bwouyzzz present….
In association with BIG - O3 zone
productions

2. Pramudit Agarwal urf Pammo
aka Chikki…
• Secretary Toastmaster @
IIMB
• Undergrad CG 9.98
• IES Rank AIR 53
• MBA program me to janaab
misfit hain – inka dil hai
sarkari…waise dil k bare
mein aur khabar age lenge
hum…

3. Inhe India ke saare
defence deals ki andar ki
khabar hai…bhai pure 6
mahine ka experience
hai BEL mein…

4. Size pe mat jaao, main to abhi chhota
bachha hoon
There was a time, not …er, but acted like a
so long ago, when he toddler yet to get out
weighed over 120 kgs of his nappies…
But, as fate would have it – he made it to IIMB – saw
‘her’ – and innocence was lost forever…tab se bas –
tumhi ho bandhu, sakha tumhi ho…

5. Whole hearted dedication – lakshya to har haal
me pana hai…
IIMB ki saari
bandiyan ek taraf aur
‘WOH’ ek taraf…
<3 <3 <3
Kya hai lakshya beta…DML?
Consult-wali naukri…?
Nahi guruji…bas wo sushil kanya
mil jaye…
‘Dimaag mein CHHAPP
gayi hai yaar…’

6. Kya kya nahi kiya inhone unke liye…
Sabki advice suni – thoda patla ho ja, regular
gym jaa - Chasma badal le – stud lagega tu
poora…
Honey Singh suna kar, party-sharty jaya kar –
daaru shaaru piya kar – cool lagega, kudi apne
aap pategi…

7. And then he went overboard…
Abe aise taadoge
to kabhi ladki nahi
milegi –
Dekho Dhruv Shah
ko, kaise pyaar
barsa rahe hain
naino se….kuchh
sikho beta…

8. …But alas, it was too late by then…woh
kisi aur ki ho chuki thi…
Time for back-up plan –
as suggested by the sex-
maniac of D-company…

9. Par chhokra dil se achha tha…
He decided - Main desh
chhod raha hoon…Ab jo hoga
Belgium me hoga… Nachi ki
Dude
WTF!!!
Buddy ki Meri exchange
HAWT exchange waali buddy
buddy wali buddy

10. Enough of chasing
skirts – I’ve finally
found the love of
my life…mera Nokia
aur uska Lumia
Par upar wale se
iski khushi
bardaast nahi
hui…

11. Finally, I’ve realised, true
happiness lies within – I
promise not to chase
anymore skirts and
remain a cute bachha…

12. Folks, the chance to hoosh one of the
wi(l)dest asses in IIMB…
Tonight A-base 00:00
KEH KE LENA doston…
Happy Birthday
Pammo!!!