God created homeless people and abandoned them for 12 years. When God returned, the homeless had reproduced and resorted to cannibalism due to lack of food. God provided them with a microwave to cook body parts and keep warm. On the third day, God created pizza pops and hot chocolate for the homeless to eat and drink so they would stop cannibalism, though it remained allowed in times of need. The pizza pops escaped before being domesticated, so only the smartest homeless people chased after them to the microwave.

1. Nu Baibel
Before the beginning, there was everything. It was then all simultaneously destroyed,
then recreated by a new God, a better God, a funkier, phresher God. The kind of God that
would let you go out for a night on the town, and wouldn’t care that you were using a
fake ID to go clubbing--eth. But we Digresseth. This new God created homeless people,
and thus was created a breeding ground for them, thereby named by God as Manhouver.
And lo, he did forget to check on the homeless people for twelve years, because he got
caught up in a freaky long MSN convo with his friends from Europe. The homeless didst
reproduce quickly, in the darkness of their home, and ate nothing but themselves, what
with there being no food. When God didst come back, almost forgetting about his “newly
created” minions, And, on this new, ”second” day, he did bestow upon them The Great
Microwave. And lo, they attempted to shove al the uneaten limbs into the enormous oven.
They were thoroughly cooked in the oven for a long twelve minutes, as to signify the
time they were separated from their great ruler. The homeless bowed in reverance to their
newly returned leader. They did sleep quite well, that night, thanking their newly gained
Heater, set on low, for repeated intervals of ninety-nine minutes and ninety-nine seconds.
On the “third day”, the lord did create pizza pops for the homeless to eat, and hot
chocolate for the homeless to drink, so they not eat eachother, though it be still allowed,
in times of danger, and hungriness. Verily, just as fast as the pizza pops had been born
into the world, they started running away, as they had not yet been domesticated, and
only the smartest homeless people decided to run after them, trying to cage them in the
Great Microwave.
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