Üniversitede okuyan Loremipsum isimli öğrencinin 'pek' değişik kişilikleri, alışkanlıkları ve hayat tarzı...
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2024 State of Marketing Report – by HubspotMarius Sescu
https://www.hubspot.com/state-of-marketing
· Scaling relationships and proving ROI
· Social media is the place for search, sales, and service
· Authentic influencer partnerships fuel brand growth
· The strongest connections happen via call, click, chat, and camera.
· Time saved with AI leads to more creative work
· Seeking: A single source of truth
· TLDR; Get on social, try AI, and align your systems.
· More human marketing, powered by robots
ChatGPT is a revolutionary addition to the world since its introduction in 2022. A big shift in the sector of information gathering and processing happened because of this chatbot. What is the story of ChatGPT? How is the bot responding to prompts and generating contents? Swipe through these slides prepared by Expeed Software, a web development company regarding the development and technical intricacies of ChatGPT!
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Mental health has been in the news quite a bit lately. Dozens of U.S. states are currently suing Meta for contributing to the youth mental health crisis by inserting addictive features into their products, while the U.S. Surgeon General is touring the nation to bring awareness to the growing epidemic of loneliness and isolation. The country has endured periods of low national morale, such as in the 1970s when high inflation and the energy crisis worsened public sentiment following the Vietnam War. The current mood, however, feels different. Gallup recently reported that national mental health is at an all-time low, with few bright spots to lift spirits.
To better understand how Americans are feeling and their attitudes towards mental health in general, ThinkNow conducted a nationally representative quantitative survey of 1,500 respondents and found some interesting differences among ethnic, age and gender groups.
Technology
For example, 52% agree that technology and social media have a negative impact on mental health, but when broken out by race, 61% of Whites felt technology had a negative effect, and only 48% of Hispanics thought it did.
While technology has helped us keep in touch with friends and family in faraway places, it appears to have degraded our ability to connect in person. Staying connected online is a double-edged sword since the same news feed that brings us pictures of the grandkids and fluffy kittens also feeds us news about the wars in Israel and Ukraine, the dysfunction in Washington, the latest mass shooting and the climate crisis.
Hispanics may have a built-in defense against the isolation technology breeds, owing to their large, multigenerational households, strong social support systems, and tendency to use social media to stay connected with relatives abroad.
Age and Gender
When asked how individuals rate their mental health, men rate it higher than women by 11 percentage points, and Baby Boomers rank it highest at 83%, saying it’s good or excellent vs. 57% of Gen Z saying the same.
Gen Z spends the most amount of time on social media, so the notion that social media negatively affects mental health appears to be correlated. Unfortunately, Gen Z is also the generation that’s least comfortable discussing mental health concerns with healthcare professionals. Only 40% of them state they’re comfortable discussing their issues with a professional compared to 60% of Millennials and 65% of Boomers.
Race Affects Attitudes
As seen in previous research conducted by ThinkNow, Asian Americans lag other groups when it comes to awareness of mental health issues. Twenty-four percent of Asian Americans believe that having a mental health issue is a sign of weakness compared to the 16% average for all groups. Asians are also considerably less likely to be aware of mental health services in their communities (42% vs. 55%) and most likely to seek out information on social media (51% vs. 35%).
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This article is all about what AI trends will emerge in the field of creative operations in 2024. All the marketers and brand builders should be aware of these trends for their further use and save themselves some time!
A report by thenetworkone and Kurio.
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It’s important that you’re ready to implement new strategies in 2024.
Check this out and learn the top trends in paid search advertising that are expected to gain traction, so you can drive higher ROI more efficiently in 2024.
You’ll learn:
- The latest trends in AI and automation, and what this means for an evolving paid search ecosystem.
- New developments in privacy and data regulation.
- Emerging ad formats that are expected to make an impact next year.
Watch Sreekant Lanka from iQuanti and Irina Klein from OneMain Financial as they dive into the future of paid search and explore the trends, strategies, and technologies that will shape the search marketing landscape.
If you’re looking to assess your paid search strategy and design an industry-aligned plan for 2024, then this webinar is for you.
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From their humble beginnings in 1984, TED has grown into the world’s most powerful amplifier for speakers and thought-leaders to share their ideas. They have over 2,400 filmed talks (not including the 30,000+ TEDx videos) freely available online, and have hosted over 17,500 events around the world.
With over one billion views in a year, it’s no wonder that so many speakers are looking to TED for ideas on how to share their message more effectively.
The article “5 Public-Speaking Tips TED Gives Its Speakers”, by Carmine Gallo for Forbes, gives speakers five practical ways to connect with their audience, and effectively share their ideas on stage.
Whether you are gearing up to get on a TED stage yourself, or just want to master the skills that so many of their speakers possess, these tips and quotes from Chris Anderson, the TED Talks Curator, will encourage you to make the most impactful impression on your audience.
See the full article and more summaries like this on SpeakerHub here: https://speakerhub.com/blog/5-presentation-tips-ted-gives-its-speakers
See the original article on Forbes here:
http://www.forbes.com/forbes/welcome/?toURL=http://www.forbes.com/sites/carminegallo/2016/05/06/5-public-speaking-tips-ted-gives-its-speakers/&refURL=&referrer=#5c07a8221d9b
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Everyone is in agreement that ChatGPT (and other generative AI tools) will shape the future of work. Yet there is little consensus on exactly how, when, and to what extent this technology will change our world.
Businesses that extract maximum value from ChatGPT will use it as a collaborative tool for everything from brainstorming to technical maintenance.
For individuals, now is the time to pinpoint the skills the future professional will need to thrive in the AI age.
Check out this presentation to understand what ChatGPT is, how it will shape the future of work, and how you can prepare to take advantage.
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2024 State of Marketing Report – by HubspotMarius Sescu
https://www.hubspot.com/state-of-marketing
· Scaling relationships and proving ROI
· Social media is the place for search, sales, and service
· Authentic influencer partnerships fuel brand growth
· The strongest connections happen via call, click, chat, and camera.
· Time saved with AI leads to more creative work
· Seeking: A single source of truth
· TLDR; Get on social, try AI, and align your systems.
· More human marketing, powered by robots
ChatGPT is a revolutionary addition to the world since its introduction in 2022. A big shift in the sector of information gathering and processing happened because of this chatbot. What is the story of ChatGPT? How is the bot responding to prompts and generating contents? Swipe through these slides prepared by Expeed Software, a web development company regarding the development and technical intricacies of ChatGPT!
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The realm of product design is a constantly changing environment where technology and style intersect. Every year introduces fresh challenges and exciting trends that mold the future of this captivating art form. In this piece, we delve into the significant trends set to influence the look and functionality of product design in the year 2024.
How Race, Age and Gender Shape Attitudes Towards Mental HealthThinkNow
Mental health has been in the news quite a bit lately. Dozens of U.S. states are currently suing Meta for contributing to the youth mental health crisis by inserting addictive features into their products, while the U.S. Surgeon General is touring the nation to bring awareness to the growing epidemic of loneliness and isolation. The country has endured periods of low national morale, such as in the 1970s when high inflation and the energy crisis worsened public sentiment following the Vietnam War. The current mood, however, feels different. Gallup recently reported that national mental health is at an all-time low, with few bright spots to lift spirits.
To better understand how Americans are feeling and their attitudes towards mental health in general, ThinkNow conducted a nationally representative quantitative survey of 1,500 respondents and found some interesting differences among ethnic, age and gender groups.
Technology
For example, 52% agree that technology and social media have a negative impact on mental health, but when broken out by race, 61% of Whites felt technology had a negative effect, and only 48% of Hispanics thought it did.
While technology has helped us keep in touch with friends and family in faraway places, it appears to have degraded our ability to connect in person. Staying connected online is a double-edged sword since the same news feed that brings us pictures of the grandkids and fluffy kittens also feeds us news about the wars in Israel and Ukraine, the dysfunction in Washington, the latest mass shooting and the climate crisis.
Hispanics may have a built-in defense against the isolation technology breeds, owing to their large, multigenerational households, strong social support systems, and tendency to use social media to stay connected with relatives abroad.
Age and Gender
When asked how individuals rate their mental health, men rate it higher than women by 11 percentage points, and Baby Boomers rank it highest at 83%, saying it’s good or excellent vs. 57% of Gen Z saying the same.
Gen Z spends the most amount of time on social media, so the notion that social media negatively affects mental health appears to be correlated. Unfortunately, Gen Z is also the generation that’s least comfortable discussing mental health concerns with healthcare professionals. Only 40% of them state they’re comfortable discussing their issues with a professional compared to 60% of Millennials and 65% of Boomers.
Race Affects Attitudes
As seen in previous research conducted by ThinkNow, Asian Americans lag other groups when it comes to awareness of mental health issues. Twenty-four percent of Asian Americans believe that having a mental health issue is a sign of weakness compared to the 16% average for all groups. Asians are also considerably less likely to be aware of mental health services in their communities (42% vs. 55%) and most likely to seek out information on social media (51% vs. 35%).
AI Trends in Creative Operations 2024 by Artwork Flow.pdfmarketingartwork
This article is all about what AI trends will emerge in the field of creative operations in 2024. All the marketers and brand builders should be aware of these trends for their further use and save themselves some time!
A report by thenetworkone and Kurio.
The contributing experts and agencies are (in an alphabetical order): Sylwia Rytel, Social Media Supervisor, 180heartbeats + JUNG v MATT (PL), Sharlene Jenner, Vice President - Director of Engagement Strategy, Abelson Taylor (USA), Alex Casanovas, Digital Director, Atrevia (ES), Dora Beilin, Senior Social Strategist, Barrett Hoffher (USA), Min Seo, Campaign Director, Brand New Agency (KR), Deshé M. Gully, Associate Strategist, Day One Agency (USA), Francesca Trevisan, Strategist, Different (IT), Trevor Crossman, CX and Digital Transformation Director; Olivia Hussey, Strategic Planner; Simi Srinarula, Social Media Manager, The Hallway (AUS), James Hebbert, Managing Director, Hylink (CN / UK), Mundy Álvarez, Planning Director; Pedro Rojas, Social Media Manager; Pancho González, CCO, Inbrax (CH), Oana Oprea, Head of Digital Planning, Jam Session Agency (RO), Amy Bottrill, Social Account Director, Launch (UK), Gaby Arriaga, Founder, Leonardo1452 (MX), Shantesh S Row, Creative Director, Liwa (UAE), Rajesh Mehta, Chief Strategy Officer; Dhruv Gaur, Digital Planning Lead; Leonie Mergulhao, Account Supervisor - Social Media & PR, Medulla (IN), Aurelija Plioplytė, Head of Digital & Social, Not Perfect (LI), Daiana Khaidargaliyeva, Account Manager, Osaka Labs (UK / USA), Stefanie Söhnchen, Vice President Digital, PIABO Communications (DE), Elisabeth Winiartati, Managing Consultant, Head of Global Integrated Communications; Lydia Aprina, Account Manager, Integrated Marketing and Communications; Nita Prabowo, Account Manager, Integrated Marketing and Communications; Okhi, Web Developer, PNTR Group (ID), Kei Obusan, Insights Director; Daffi Ranandi, Insights Manager, Radarr (SG), Gautam Reghunath, Co-founder & CEO, Talented (IN), Donagh Humphreys, Head of Social and Digital Innovation, THINKHOUSE (IRE), Sarah Yim, Strategy Director, Zulu Alpha Kilo (CA).
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The search marketing landscape is evolving rapidly with new technologies, and professionals, like you, rely on innovative paid search strategies to meet changing demands.
It’s important that you’re ready to implement new strategies in 2024.
Check this out and learn the top trends in paid search advertising that are expected to gain traction, so you can drive higher ROI more efficiently in 2024.
You’ll learn:
- The latest trends in AI and automation, and what this means for an evolving paid search ecosystem.
- New developments in privacy and data regulation.
- Emerging ad formats that are expected to make an impact next year.
Watch Sreekant Lanka from iQuanti and Irina Klein from OneMain Financial as they dive into the future of paid search and explore the trends, strategies, and technologies that will shape the search marketing landscape.
If you’re looking to assess your paid search strategy and design an industry-aligned plan for 2024, then this webinar is for you.
5 Public speaking tips from TED - Visualized summarySpeakerHub
From their humble beginnings in 1984, TED has grown into the world’s most powerful amplifier for speakers and thought-leaders to share their ideas. They have over 2,400 filmed talks (not including the 30,000+ TEDx videos) freely available online, and have hosted over 17,500 events around the world.
With over one billion views in a year, it’s no wonder that so many speakers are looking to TED for ideas on how to share their message more effectively.
The article “5 Public-Speaking Tips TED Gives Its Speakers”, by Carmine Gallo for Forbes, gives speakers five practical ways to connect with their audience, and effectively share their ideas on stage.
Whether you are gearing up to get on a TED stage yourself, or just want to master the skills that so many of their speakers possess, these tips and quotes from Chris Anderson, the TED Talks Curator, will encourage you to make the most impactful impression on your audience.
See the full article and more summaries like this on SpeakerHub here: https://speakerhub.com/blog/5-presentation-tips-ted-gives-its-speakers
See the original article on Forbes here:
http://www.forbes.com/forbes/welcome/?toURL=http://www.forbes.com/sites/carminegallo/2016/05/06/5-public-speaking-tips-ted-gives-its-speakers/&refURL=&referrer=#5c07a8221d9b
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Everyone is in agreement that ChatGPT (and other generative AI tools) will shape the future of work. Yet there is little consensus on exactly how, when, and to what extent this technology will change our world.
Businesses that extract maximum value from ChatGPT will use it as a collaborative tool for everything from brainstorming to technical maintenance.
For individuals, now is the time to pinpoint the skills the future professional will need to thrive in the AI age.
Check out this presentation to understand what ChatGPT is, how it will shape the future of work, and how you can prepare to take advantage.
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We’ve stripped back project management processes to the
basics – to make it quicker and easier, without sacrificing
the vital ingredients for success.
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Dr Andrew Makar, Tactical Project Management
2. ?
Karakterin Adı: Loremipsum
Cinsiyeti: Genellikle Erkek
Neden Loremipsum? : Çok değişik karakterlere hatta yaşantılara
sahip üniversite öğrencileri için en uygun hikayeye sahip kişidir.
Bu Bir Proje mi? : Hayır. Bu, içgörüleri daha net anlamlandırmak
ve belki de kafaları karıştırmak için kurgulanmış çerez tadında bir
gözlem çalışmasıdır.
4. Yeni Öğrenci
Utanç verici lise geçmişine henüz elveda diyen
Loremipsum’un kaderi 5 sene boyunca selam
vermek zorunda kalacağı ‘kayıt esnasında
tanışılan’ arkadaş ile şekillenir.
Heyecanlıdır, kulüp meraklısıdır, saç sakal
fenafillah makamında olup vücut geliştirmeye
odaklanır.
5. Hazırlıkta Sınıfta Kalan Öğrenci
Bu Loremipsum, anadolunun bağrından
kopup gelen bir rüzgar gibi başlar hazırlık
sınıfına. Paralı bir kolej mezunu da olabilen
Loremipsum’un yabancı dil kaderi ‘tophane
nargilecileri’, ‘etiler kahvesi’ ve ‘karşıdaki’
birçok sosyetik kahvelerde şekillenir.
Acı verici süreç boyunca yazın Miami’de ki
EF okullarının ingilizce programına gitmeyi
düşleyen Loremipsum için maç henüz
bitmemiştir.
6. Sporsever Öğrenci
Spor denilince aklına haftasonu oynanacak lig karşılaşması
gelen Loremipsum’un kendisi için bedensel faaliyet sadece
‘fikirlerden’ ve ‘pazartesilerden’ ibarettir. Fikirlerin hayata
geçmemesi mevzunun yanlış anlaşıldığının bir
göstergesidir.
Kimisi selülit avcısına bürünüp pilates topuyla
cebelleşir, kimisi ekmek arası protein hapıyla hayatı ‘röv!’ler.
Niyetler çoğu zaman güzeldir, iradeler ise uzak.
7. Sosyal Medyacı Öğrenci
Hatırı sayılır takipçisi için sabahtan akşama kadar
hayatına dair bilgileri an’lık paylaşımlar ile aktaran
Loremipsum için hayat sanıldığından daha yalnız
akar.
Paylaşımların çoğu ‘boş amfiler’, ‘okul servisi
camının buğulanması’, ‘yurt balkonundan
manzara’, ‘final zamanı yorulmak ama eğlenebilmek’
üzerine kurgulanmıştır.
8. Yeni Eve Çıkan Öğrenci
Pislik dolu yurt hayatından sonra eve çıkan
Loremipsum esas dram ile henüz yüzleşmemiştir.
İlk aylarda ses yankılanacak kadar boş ve pis
haldeki ev için uygun eşya alımlarına
girişilecek, İkea’da saatler geçirilip sadece köfte
yenilecek, baba ocağından kırık dökük beyaz
eşyalar getirilecek ve en sonunda
Sahibinden.com’a girilip komple en ucuz eşyalar
alınacaktır.
Bu böyle biline.
9. Her Dönem Sevgilisi Olan Öğrenci
Bu Loremipsum’a dokunmak bile gerçek hayatta
‘hiç görülmemiş’ sevgiliyi rahatsız etmek için
yeterli bir sebeptir. Herkes, sevgilisi
olduğunu, hiçbir zaman ayrılmayacağını, hayatı
boyunca sevgilisiyle beraber yaşayacağını bilir.
Facebook’tan el ele, göz göze, burun buruna
fotoğraf paylaşımları ile çevreye ‘akıllı olun’
mesajı itinayla verilir. Mesaj alınmıştır.
10. Komik Videocu Öğrenci
Youtube’a girer girmez ‘düşen insanlar’ yazan
Loremipsum saatlerce tıslayarak bu videoları
izler, paylaşır, yorum bekler, ilgi gösterilmesini düşler.
Bu tarz videolarla ilgilenmeyen iyi niyetli ev
arkadaşına videoları izlemesi için baskı
kurar, gerekirse şiddet göstererek ‘düşen insanların’
acıklı hallerine topluca gülünmesine sebep olur.
11. Gitarcı Öğrenci
Bu Loremipsum gerçek etkisini, yazlığa gittiğinde
henüz üniversiteye girememiş liseli kızları sahile ‘gitar
konçertosu’na çağırdığı zaman gösterir.
Gitar kılıfı gelir seviyesi ile orantılı olup, ‘hardcase’ kılıf
almak için günde 1 öğüne düşürülen yemekleri hayatı
boyunca tatlı bir tebessüm ile hatırlayabilir.
Akorcudur, arpejin kralıdır.
12. Bilgisayar Oyuncusu Öğrenci
Piyasadaki neredeyse tüm popüler oyunları bilmesi ve
uzmanlığı ile nam salmış Loremipsum için hayat; bilgisayarının
grafik kartı ve online oyunda tanışılan karşı cins ile şekillenir.
Playstation onun için ‘eski köye yeni adet’tir.
Gece yurt odasında herkes insan gibi uyurken bunun ranza
bölümünden odanın karanlık boşluğuna soğuk ve taşak kokan
bir ışık hüzmesi yayılır.
13. Teknolojik Öğrenci
Ergenlik dönemi PC-Net dergilerinde cebelleşip, donanım
haber forumlarında uzmanlığı yaptıktan sonra üniversite ile
tanışan bu Loremipsum için hayat SteveJobs’ın ısırmaya teşvik
ettiği elması kadar yarım kalmış olabilir.
Keza hergün yeni bir icat, bir gavur oyunu ile karşı karşıya
kalan Loremipsum’un depresif halleri, fearing of missing out’lar
ile birleşirse tüm arkadaşları için tehlikeli olabilir.
Gözümüz üzerinde!
14. İzmirli Öğrenci
Ayfer Tunç’un ‘Memleket Hikayeleri’nden fırlamış
Loremipsum için üniversite hayatı küreğe
BOYOZ, yemeğe LAİK, vapur iskelesine KORDON
demekten öteye gidemeyebilir. Özel okulda çok ‘özel’ bir
öğrenci ise amerikan kolejleri veya bilimum diğer fransız
şeylerinden mezundur.
Kızlar bu tipteki bazı Loremipsum’ları sevebilir, sevmeye
de. Yazın çıkılacak yolculuk öncesi danışıklı dövüşüklü
fikirleri alınır, ‘gidiyom, geliyom, seviyom, çiğdem, reyhan
pastanesi yaeu’ gibi kendine has tarzları vardır.
15. Kulüpçü Öğrenci
Herkesin karşı cins avına çıktığı ‘festival’ günlerinde fakir bir
masa ve uyduruk bir tanıtım afişinin önünde kulüp için çalışan
veya o kulüplere girmek isteyen Loremipsum için üniversite
hayatı sonu asla gelmeyecek olan kulüp toplantıları ve en
sonunda ‘abi o zaman bilet satalım yani’ ile biten beyin
fırtınaları ile devam eder.
İlgili kulübün Facebook sayfasında F5 krizine girmeden önce
(windows kullananları için) kulüp tüzel kimliğini arkasında
hisseden Loremipsum, karşı cins açılımları daha önce hiç
görülmemiş bir özveri ve güven ile gerçekleşir.
16. Sürekli Parti Düzenleyen Öğrenci
Üniversiteye girmeden önce izlediği gençlik fimleri
yüzünden, zamanını ilim irfan ile geçirmeyi bir kenara
bırakıp ‘olm parti yapıyoruz, ev kiralıyoruz, dur ya da
mekan, bilet de satarız, dj kuzenim, redbull’u da sponsor
yaparız, mis’ gibi sosyal patlamalar ile şekillendirmeyi birinci
önceliği yapan Loremipsum için hayat bazen ‘yılın son
partisi’ kıvamından ‘hayatımın son partisi’ne geçebilir.
Manik depresif spastike monterik kıvılcımlar gözlenebilir.
Ekip arkadaşlarına sabırlar diliyoruz.
17. Saç Uzatan Öğrenci
Lise günlerinde istiklal marşı okunduktan sonra yavaş yavaş
okula girerken saçlarını, ayakkabılarını kontrol eden müdürden
bıkmış olan Loremipsum üniversiteye gelir gelmez önce derin
bir ‘oh’ ardından herkesi ‘vah’latacak kadar
özensiz, şekilsiz, hijyensiz, bir saç uzatma evresine girer.
Aslında bilim sever Loremipsum’un topluma verdiği subliminal
mesaj; insanlığın gerçekten maymundan hatta eşşekten
geldiğidir.
Sevilesidir ancak okşanılmaması tavsiye edilir.
18. Tarz Değişikliğine Gitmiş Öğrenci
Naif bakışlı, gül yanaklı Loremipsum’un birgün gelip
saçlarını ‘öyle’ kestirip, dar pantolonları dizip, yüzde
100 pamuk gömlekleri çekip, sınıfa salına salına
geleceği kimin aklına gelirdi?
Tabi ki bizim. Ancak; ‘bu da gol değil hakim bey’, gene
olmamış.
Denemeyi seven, değişiklikten, devrimden yana
kardeşimiz Loremipsum’u iyi niyetinden ötürü
kutluyoruz, uzaktan.
20. Loremipsum Tipleri
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