NERD BAITER @tarabrown  ROTN
WTF? Nerds we <3 Ultimate Nerd Baiters Nerd Bait 101 Casting a wide ‘Net Bait Your Crush Baited FTW! Epic Fail
WTF?
Nerd - an unstylish, unattractive, or socially inept person;  especially   :  one slavishly devoted to intellectual or academic pursuits <computer  nerds > Baiter – to tease or entice (to attract artfully or adroitly or by arousing hope or desire) Nerd Baiter – attracts the socially inept but extremely adorable & hawt
 
NERDS WE <3
 
 
 
 
 
 
ULTIMATE NERD BAITERS
 
 
 
NERD BAIT 101
Gadgets At least two (phone, camera, laptop, iPod, Flip, video camera) Gadget hip belt FTW Wiki, Blog Play games: Wii, XBOX (Rock Band!), Online (WOW)
Be on every social networking site (Twitter, Flickr, Facebook) Location location location (Brightkite, Dodgeball) Be in a relationship with a girl on Facebook Jargon  WTFOMGLOLBBQ LOLCats (icanhascheezburger)
CASTING A WIDE NET
tarabrown : Hey, I need a boyfriend for like an hour for this thing I need to do. Anyone?  @tarabrown When do you need your one-hour boyfriend?  @tarabrown I'll be your boyfriend for an hour. What's on the agenda? :)  It wants to be able to say it was  @tarabrown 's boyfriend for an hour.
SKIT IT!
 
 
 
Oh, I see. I put in &quot;here for the cake,&quot; and Pathable gives me: &quot;Your matches:  @ tarabrown .&quot; You win this round, event registration. @ tarabrown  I am a guy and would like to meet your hot single girlfriends Just discovered that  @ tarabrown 's lip gloss is poppin'.
BAIT YOUR CRUSH
Send lots of @ replies thru Twitter Comment on pics like Flickr, Brightkite etc. and add lots of “<3” IM and Text Often Often Often
 
 
BAITED FTW!
 
 
 
EPIC FAIL
 
 
When you are out of the confines of your room at your parents house and you meet a girl REMEMBER she is real, not your blow up doll under your bed.   Color the white surgical tape holding your glasses together on the bridge of your nose, the same color as your glasses.   Unless your going wading, wear your pant legs down to your shoe tops.   When seated at the table in a fancy restaurant with your Nerd Baiter, DO NOT text the menu to friends so they can help you decide what to order When sitting on a couch next to a young woman do not play pocket pool, instead of  putting your arm around her. When a young woman invites you to stay and you are in the bedroom, DO NOT use your calculator and figure out what size condom to wear.

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    WTF? Nerds we<3 Ultimate Nerd Baiters Nerd Bait 101 Casting a wide ‘Net Bait Your Crush Baited FTW! Epic Fail
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    Nerd - anunstylish, unattractive, or socially inept person; especially :  one slavishly devoted to intellectual or academic pursuits <computer nerds > Baiter – to tease or entice (to attract artfully or adroitly or by arousing hope or desire) Nerd Baiter – attracts the socially inept but extremely adorable & hawt
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    Gadgets At leasttwo (phone, camera, laptop, iPod, Flip, video camera) Gadget hip belt FTW Wiki, Blog Play games: Wii, XBOX (Rock Band!), Online (WOW)
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    Be on everysocial networking site (Twitter, Flickr, Facebook) Location location location (Brightkite, Dodgeball) Be in a relationship with a girl on Facebook Jargon WTFOMGLOLBBQ LOLCats (icanhascheezburger)
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    tarabrown : Hey,I need a boyfriend for like an hour for this thing I need to do. Anyone? @tarabrown When do you need your one-hour boyfriend? @tarabrown I'll be your boyfriend for an hour. What's on the agenda? :) It wants to be able to say it was @tarabrown 's boyfriend for an hour.
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    Oh, I see.I put in &quot;here for the cake,&quot; and Pathable gives me: &quot;Your matches: @ tarabrown .&quot; You win this round, event registration. @ tarabrown I am a guy and would like to meet your hot single girlfriends Just discovered that @ tarabrown 's lip gloss is poppin'.
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    Send lots of@ replies thru Twitter Comment on pics like Flickr, Brightkite etc. and add lots of “<3” IM and Text Often Often Often
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    When you areout of the confines of your room at your parents house and you meet a girl REMEMBER she is real, not your blow up doll under your bed.   Color the white surgical tape holding your glasses together on the bridge of your nose, the same color as your glasses.   Unless your going wading, wear your pant legs down to your shoe tops.   When seated at the table in a fancy restaurant with your Nerd Baiter, DO NOT text the menu to friends so they can help you decide what to order When sitting on a couch next to a young woman do not play pocket pool, instead of putting your arm around her. When a young woman invites you to stay and you are in the bedroom, DO NOT use your calculator and figure out what size condom to wear.