1. My life as a game
By Rob Murphy

2. Waking Up in the Morning

3. The Rules
• No wake up, no breakfast.
-Rob Murphy, 2013.
• One player required.
• For this game, the competitor must get out of
bed.
• If this is achieved, the competitor will receive
a reward of breakfast.

4. Where’s the Bread?

5. The Rules
• When bread is unavailable in my house and I
really want toast, I play this game.
• One player is required.
• For making toast, bread is a necessity.
• If bread is not readily at hand, the art of toast-
making cannot be completed.
• To undertake this game, run or brisk walk (if
preferred) to your nearest shop.

6. The Rules (Con’t)
• Purchase a loaf of bread and return home.
• In order to win, you must making yourself
toast.

7. Bus Seat Scramble

8. The Rules
• This problem happens to me everyday when
travelling to Dublin.
• This game will take place on a Bus Eireann
bus.
• Two to four players are required.
• Each player must exceed six foot in height.
• The objective of the game is to find and safely
secure a proper seat with sufficient leg room
for the whole of their journey.

9. The Rules (Con’t)
• Players lose the game when they are stuck in a
seat behind a person who has reclined their
seats, thus, causing great pain to the knees.
• The winner(s) will leave with the satisfaction
that they have enjoyed a comfortable journey,
whilst their opponents have suffered
excruciate pain through theirs.
• N.B. Contrary to popular belief, losing
competitors of this game will not face the
possibility of having their legs amputated, as a
result of pain.

10. Where’s My Charger?

11. The Rules
• This game takes place before going out.
• One player is required.
• This player will remember that they have
forgotten to charge their phone.
• The objective of the game is to locate the
phone’s charger in order to complete a quick
phone charge.

12. The Rules (Con’t)
• Though the concept is simple, locating the
charger when needed, results in heightened
complexity to the task.
• Failure to locate the charger, will result in loss
of phone battery.
• N.B. Game developers will not be held
responsible for loss of charger and failure to
locate will not result in reimbursement by
developers.

13. Don’t Drink the Bav (a.k.a. Illegalise
the Bav)

14. The Rules
• Are you a student? Well, don’t be fooled by
the cheap pints and cans of Bav, why not play
Don’t Drink the Bav.
• I, myself, have been know to dabble in alcohol
at the cheaper end of the scale.
• Two players or more required.
• The objective of the game is to consume the
greatest amount of premium alcoholic
beverages (Bulmers, Budweiser, etc.) without
drinking the cheap Bav .

15. The Rules (Con’t)
• The winner will receive a high social outlook
by his/her peers and not receive the
classification of a “scobe.”
• N.B. Rob Murphy does not in any way endorse
or condone the over consumption of alcohol.

16. The End