Sadly no 2nd-rate Northern Club comedian soundtrack from your compere R Dixon, but a few pixtures to tickle your fancy, especially the one of him as a Tory,

1. Mr Michael D C BellAn Appreciation * with some embarrassing photos

2. Michael at 6 weeks

3. Michael at 9 months

4. Michael at 9 months

5. The Dapper 5-Year Old

6. The Obligatory Fancy Dress Photo

7. Michael the Suave Schoolboy

8. Michael the Lookalike

9. University Days: The Crew Cut

10. University Days: The Curtains

11. Michael the Graduate

12. Well-Travelled Mike

13. Mike the Boss

15. Vegetarian

16. Well-travelled multi-cultural man

17. Continental lagers, red wine...Staunch Tory Boy Rampant meat-eater Fiercely pro-England Pint of Bass in a straight glass, please Barman!

18. Oh How Times Have Changed Mike at 18 Mike at 36

19. Mike the Family Man

20. Mike the Family Man

21. Uncle Michael

22. Mike the Good Friend

23. I Couldn’t Go Without Mentioning

24. I Couldn’t Go Without Mentioning

25. I Couldn’t Go Without Mentioning

26. I Couldn’t Go Without Mentioning

27. I Couldn’t Go Without Mentioning

28. The Apple of Michael’s Eye

29. The Apple of Michael’s Eye

30. The Apple of Michael’s Eye

31. The Real Apple of Michael’s Eye

32. Ladies and Gentlemen The Bride and Groom!