Money can acquire material possessions and services but not intangible human needs and experiences like home, sleep, time, knowledge, appetite, respect, life, health, love, safety, and friendship. The document attempts to persuade readers to send money by claiming friendship, but the request for cash suggests a dishonest motive aimed at financial gain rather than true friendship.

1. MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING
Money can buy a house
but not a home.
Money can buy a bed
but not sleep.
Money can buy a clock
but not time.
Money can buy a book
but not knowledge.
Money can buy food
but not an appetite.

2. Money can buy position
but not respect.
Money can buy blood
but not life.
Money can buy medicine
but not health.
Money can buy sex
but not love.
Money can buy insurance
but not safety.
You see, money is not everything.

3. I tell you all this because
I am your Friend,
and as your Friend
I want to take away your
pain and suffering...
so send me all your money and
I will suffer for you.
A truer Friend than me
you will never find.
CASH ONLY PLEASE!!
Kind Regards
Your true Friend