2. Watch Your Spelling
Found in MLS
• This Is a Steal!
“Comes with gym member” (Hmmm that’s interesting)
“Major tree remodel soon” (Family Swiss Robinson)
“Two bulgings” (Hmmm)
“Bring a fiend” (Bring someone you don’t like?)
• Kiss This One Good-bye
“Near restaurants and cubs” (Grizzly Bears?)
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3. •
“Chandelier in front, upstairs bedroom is not included in sale of the house.” (What
no bedroom?)
“Horse farm with open floor, covered front porch” (Hope the opening in the floor
isn’t something we don’t want to step in)
“New Construction simulated on nice lot” (This has actually been simulated, not
real)
“Two new models crouton soon” (I’d like croutons on my models please)
“Chick en with us after Sunday’s Open” (Kentucky Fried?)
• This has appeal?
“7 daze a week” (Really out of it most of the time)
“Beg opportunity” (Please give me a chance)
“Gurd gate” (The gate must be gurdgantuan)
“Snacks and drunks served” (Sounds like a party)
“House has gas issues” (Too much information)
Friday, June 15, 12