This document presents the "Universal Hot Crazy Matrix", which uses a graphical chart to analyze women based on their levels of "hotness" and "craziness". It explains that hotness is measured from 0-10 while craziness is measured from 4-10. Different zones on the chart represent where women fall, such as the "Fun Zone" (hot but below the crazy line) or the "Danger Zone" (above the crazy line). Over time, a man can collect data to more reliably understand where a woman falls on the matrix. It also briefly presents the "Cute vs Rich Matrix" for how women view men based on cuteness and money.

1. UNIVERSAL HOT CRAZY MATRIX
We begin with Hot Crazy Matrix. It’s what A man needs to know about how to deal
with women, how to analyze the situation you may be in or what to be in.
This is the Universal Hot Crazy Matrix. It’s everything a man needs to know about
women.
This is how it works in a graphical form.
1. On the Y-axis we have the CRAZY Axis
2. On the X-axis we have the HOT Axis
HOT is as usual measured from the scale 0 -10. We are all familiar with that.
CRAZY is measured from 4 – 10. Because of course there is no woman who is at least
4 Crazy.
We have our HALF CRAZY LINE. Keep in mind where that line is.
The below the AVERAGE HOT (which is 5) that’s the NO GONE ZONE. YOU DON’T GO
THERE and THAT’S THE WAY IT IS.
Still on the HOT Axis, from 5 to around 8, and BELOW the CRAZY LINE, this is the FUN
ZONE. You can hang out here, meet these girls, and spend time with them at the
FUN ZONE. But keep in mind you want to move out of the fun zone to a more
prominent location. Just to be clear this is the FUN ZONE HOT 5-8, AND BELOW THE
CRAZY LINE.
Above the CRAZY LINE, that’s the DANGER ZONE; these are the Strippers, Red Heads,
anyone named Tiffany *, Hairdressers. This is where your car gets keyed, you get your
bunny in the pot, your tires get slashed and you wind up in jail.
Okay, now we are not done yet... We still got a long way to cover. But up to this
point, here is our graph:

2. Up to this point, you have to understand something: THIS IS NOT A STATIC
ENVIRONMENT. This is a situation where you have to use this Matrix over time to
develop some reliable data. You have to be at it because any moment at a time,
any woman that you have previously located on this chart, can vanish from that
location and appear anywhere else on the chart. So what you have to do it over
time, collect some data and once you have a cluster of data points, you can begin
to consider that reliable.
• Now moving on, below the CRAZY LINE, ABOVE an 8 HOT but still around 7 CRAZY,
We have the DATE ZONE. You can stay on the DATE ZONE, these are women you
introduce to your Friends and your Family, they are good-looking and they are
reasonably not crazy most of the time. So you can stay there indefinitely.
• Above an 8 HOT, at around 5 – 7 CRAZY, this is the WIFE ZONE. When you meet this
girl, you should consider a LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP (LTR)!
NB: The WIFE ZONE is not scaled to size. On the graph, this is a representation and
NOT an ACTUAL chart showing you how much of these people are out there. You
simply want a 5-7 CRAZY and ABOVE 8 HOT WOMAN? THAT’S YOUR WIFE ZONE.
• Now, below a 5 CRAZY and above 8 HOT, This is the UNICORN ZONE. These women
simply do not exist.
NB: If you find a UNICORN, please capture it safely, keep it alive, we’d like to study it
and maybe look at how to replicate that.
• I was explaining this to a guy one day and he said “Wait a minute, I have met this girl, and
she’s like smoking hot, she’s like a 9 HOT and she is Chill; totally cool. She’s like not even a 3
CRAZY. “I Said “You telling me you’ve met a girl, she’s 9 HOT, and she is like a 2 -3 CRAZY?”
He said “Yeah man, I like her a lot”. I said “You should be careful, that’s a dude you talking to.”
Here is our graph up to that point:

3. CUTE VS RICH MATRIX
For The females reading this, I know you are asking if there is a male version of that.
Yes there is. It is HOWEVER much simpler
On our male graph:
• We will have the CUTE AXIS as the Y –Axis
• We will have the MONEY AXIS as the X – Axis.
There are ONLY THREE SECTIONS.
We need to understand something:
1. Women Have a very Large NO GO ZONE – This is for dudes who are neither hot,
nor have a lot of money.
2. We have the HUSBAND SECTION – Once the dude has crossed the line and has
sufficient amount of money, it is NO LONGER RELEVANT HOW HOT YOU ARE.
3. Women have a FUN ZONE – This is where the dude is BROKE but CUTE.
SIMPLE. That’s the Cute VS Rich Matrix for female use. Here is our graph for that.

4. THIS DOCUMENT HAS BEEN TYPED BY MAURYS GAUCHO. THE ORIGINAL VERSION IS FROM A
YOUTUBE VIDEO UNDER THIS LINK:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU