This document provides a humorous summary of an individual's credentials and activities. It mentions that the person was an invisible member of the IIM B cricket team where their GPA was higher than their batting average. It also notes they were a strategist for an FB community who could get 100 votes for 50 rupees as a chief election campaigner, but only for people in Section E with work experience over 4 years and no girls. It comments that for this individual, midnight also strikes at 12, and they sleep at a sharp 12. It adds that their understanding of Vaidyanathan’s portfolio diversification is best, and that they take lekinchappalpadi with a high risk portfolio. Finally,