The document makes a series of nonsensical claims about ponies, including that they are horses, Canadian, fought for Skyrim, hate Macs, voted for Obama, died bringing a PowerPoint plan, are part of the 99%, created Linux, will give good grades for bad projects, don't care about counting to ten, run the internet, save lives, and invented insulin. It also contains jokes implying ponies crossed roads to get marks, ate pizza because they were Italian, and requested time off work to help write a report. The overall document appears to be illogical and nonsensical in its claims about ponies.