This document advertises an event that promotes sexuality and pleasure seeking for adults only. Attendees are expected to provide identification and follow rules around photography, dress code, and animal presence. The event encourages participants to embrace sexuality and find pleasure through communal activities.

1. LINGUM & LINGUM, YONI & YONI, LINGUM & YONI, YONI & LINGUM:
INVITES YOU TO AN EXTRAVAGANZA!!!!!!
ALL BORISH AND IDIOTIC BEHAVIORS BEWARE!
WE ARE SEXUALLY ACTIVE PLEASURE
SEEKERS!!!!!
THIS IS FOR ADULTS ONLY!
YOU WILL NEED A POSITIVE I.D. & LUBE.
ALL CAMERA'S VERBOTTEN! NYET! NO! NO! NO!
THE CHURCH OF RELEVANT SANITY AND SEXUAL
PRAISE TO OUR ONE TRUE NAME WE CALL
WHEN WE COME, “JESUS”. WE GIVE PRAISE TO
ALL NEW COMERS. IN HIS NAME, “JESUS”. Spurt,
spurt, spurt. Oh Shit! Natural, Organic Food source.
Condoms could feed the world. Lil-lunch buckets for?
NO ANIMALS ALLOWED!!!!!
A DRESS CODE WILL BE ENFORCED!!!!!! NUDITY
if you haven't an I.D. (1 will be provided for $$$)
Take your pants off and Breathe......This is the Only
Opportunity You Have To Get Laid! Look in the
Mirror! Step-Up To The Level Of Pleasure You Need!