Dave calls the 51st meeting of the Order of Concerned Citizens to order using a fluorescent red plastic mallet. At the previous meeting, they decided it was safest to stay indoors on Friday the 13th with windows closed and lights off. They also decided against changing their name to the Ultra Concerned Citizens Group. The group discusses the safest way to walk down the street. Mikey proposes walking furthest from the curb to avoid cars and splashes, but Johnny argues this puts one too close to buildings where bricks may fall. Edgar proposes walking down the exact middle of the street to avoid both dangers, but they discuss the danger of cracks in the pavement bringing bad luck. They agree the saf