An early experience with Powerpoint, created when I was 13... in 1999.

1. And the Suck-O-Meter says: This really sucks! But you can see
this presentation anyways! hehehehehehehehe

2. Lindy’s House O Fun! La la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la!
He hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Just us turtles here!

3. This is Bob
• He is Bob
• He is Bob
• He is Bob
• He is Bob
• He is Bob
•He looks like a French
cyclist on Muzzy
• He has a big butt

4. This is a door……
Go through the door……
C’mon, do it…..
I’m waiting……
Dude go through the
frickin door already...

5. You’re Like, “Aww Man… I looked at this cuz somebody
told me to and it’s REALLY boring and I have to click
through it to get to the end so I can go and I’m really mad
at the person who told me to look at it and the person who
made it- LINDY! What a wierdo! She had two doors!
Maybe she thinks it’s artistic or something, well I don’t! I
want to get out of here but I need to get to the end so I can
see the secret message at the end! Geez…”

6. Door!!!
Here’s a TIP:
Just click yer way
through!!

7. And click, an click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click,
and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click,
and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click,
and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click,
and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click,
and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click,
and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click,
and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click,
and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click,
and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click,
and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click,
and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click,
and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click,
and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click,
and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click,
and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click,
and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click,
and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click, and click!

10. Fulfilling your clicking urges?
Well, you should be! Just clicking away releases
stress and tension built up during the day! Here’s doctor
Click-a-lot, PhD in Clickology: “According to my
studies and research, the clicking of the fingers not only
works the muscles (causing sexier fingers) but you let
go of your tension. Drumming your fingers also has the
same outcome but of a different degree. To let go of
your stress- clicking is the easiest and most efficient
way!” So keep on clicking, kids. And remember-
Tobacco is whacko if you’re a kid!

12. CLicK Me

14. You had better click it this time!!!!

15. GOOD WORK!
You are a champion clicker!

16. Now that you’ve had your clicky fun, it’s time for you to learn the secret
message!