This document appears to be a collection of Spanish idioms and expressions translated literally into English. There are over 20 short phrases with unfamiliar or nonsensical English translations that would not make sense to a native English speaker. The idioms cover a wide range of topics from animals and food to locations and insults.

1. INGLÉS Apréndelo fácilmente...

2. You have more tale than little street TIENES MAS CUENTO QUE CALLEJA From lost to the river DE PERDIDOS AL RÍO LA MADRE QUE LO PARIÓ The mother who gave birth to him

3. Sissy the last MARICA EL ÚLTIMO For if the flies POR SI LAS MOSCAS SE TE HA IDO LA OLLA Your pan has gone

4. Everywhere they boil beans EN TODAS PARTES CUECEN HABAS Go out by legs SALIR POR PIERNAS NO ES MOCO DE PAVO It is not turkey mucus

5. Let's go Don't fuck me VAMOS NO ME JODAS That if you want rice Catherine QUE SI QUIERES ARROZ CATALINA CÁGATE LORITO Shit little parrot Let's go Don't fuck me

6. Morning-singer CANTAMAÑANAS To fuck the female pig JODER LA MARRANA METER UN PURO To put in a cigar

7. My happiness in a hole MI GOZO EN UN POZO Which-o CUALO IRSE POR LOS CERROS DE ÚBEDA To go by the Ubeda's mountains

8. You see less than Joseph Milks VES MENOS QUE PEPE LECHES Until then Lucas HASTA LUEGO LUCAS EL ORO QUE CAGO EL MORO The gold that shited the Arabian man

9. You shited Burt Lancaster LA CAGASTE BURT LANCASTER Send eggs! MANDA HUEVOS !! NO PUEDO CON MI ALMA I can't with my soul

10. You hallucinate little cucumbers ALUCINAS PEPINILLOS You don't give foot with ball NO DAS PIE CON BOLA NO PUEDO, NO PUEDO !! I am not able to, I am not able to

11. Coward of the prairie COBARDE DE LA PRADERA Sinful torpedo TORPEDO PECADOR SIETE CABALLOS VIENEN DE BONANZA Seven horses come from Peacefulness

12. To you they gave you a label of anisette of the monkey A TI TE DIERON UNA ETIQUETA DE ANIS DEL MONO High to the meritorious one! ¡¡¡ ALTO LA BENEMÉRITA !!! CUÑAAAAAAAAAAO !!! Brother-in-laaaaaaaaaaaaaaw !!!!