The document lists various skills and activities that the author can and cannot do, including cooking chicken, dancing salsa, knitting a sweater, reading books, teaching history, doing crafts, running, playing toad, making a cake, typing, flying an airplane, skiing, playing musical instruments, playing golf, climbing mountains, speaking Chinese, building a house, playing basketball, surfing, and rollerskating. The author provides a mix of abilities and inabilities across different domains.