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How to use a
toilet brush
Or; how not to lose friends
and alienate people
This is a toilet brush
The toilet brush is located:
● To the enthroned person’s left in the disabled toilet
● To the right in the others
To use the toilet brush
1. Flush
a. Dear $DEITY, please flush first
2. Wait until flushing is complete and look!
3. Remove brush from holder
4. Scrub with the brush any:
a. Splatters about the bowl
b. Skidmarks in the water
5. A front-to-back or side-to-side scrubbing motion is sufficient
6. Push the brush into the pipe: employ a twisting motion
7. Flush again, shaking the brush from side to side to clean it
8. Replace brush on holder
Push the brush into the pipe
● The brush can reach this far
● Any further, and it may break
● This is sufficiently far to remove any soilage
that may be visible upon entering
● Again: employ a twisting motion
Second flushing
● It takes 1:50 from pressing the flush button until the cistern refills
○ If you had time to poop, you have time to wait to flush again
● A full cistern is not necessary! ~40 seconds is all that is needed to complete
cleaning the bowl and toilet brush
● If you time it well, you can remove the main mass, use the brush and clean it in a
single flush (Advanced topic)
Bonus: Seat
positions
(For those who pee
standing up)
While peeing
Lift the seat before peeing!
After peeing
Lower the seat after peeing!

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How to use a toilet brush

  • 1. How to use a toilet brush Or; how not to lose friends and alienate people
  • 2. This is a toilet brush
  • 3. The toilet brush is located: ● To the enthroned person’s left in the disabled toilet ● To the right in the others
  • 4. To use the toilet brush 1. Flush a. Dear $DEITY, please flush first 2. Wait until flushing is complete and look! 3. Remove brush from holder 4. Scrub with the brush any: a. Splatters about the bowl b. Skidmarks in the water 5. A front-to-back or side-to-side scrubbing motion is sufficient 6. Push the brush into the pipe: employ a twisting motion 7. Flush again, shaking the brush from side to side to clean it 8. Replace brush on holder
  • 5. Push the brush into the pipe ● The brush can reach this far ● Any further, and it may break ● This is sufficiently far to remove any soilage that may be visible upon entering ● Again: employ a twisting motion
  • 6. Second flushing ● It takes 1:50 from pressing the flush button until the cistern refills ○ If you had time to poop, you have time to wait to flush again ● A full cistern is not necessary! ~40 seconds is all that is needed to complete cleaning the bowl and toilet brush ● If you time it well, you can remove the main mass, use the brush and clean it in a single flush (Advanced topic)
  • 7. Bonus: Seat positions (For those who pee standing up)
  • 8. While peeing Lift the seat before peeing!
  • 9. After peeing Lower the seat after peeing!