Har Mard Ka Dard Dialouge

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Dialogues written By Qurratul Ain Mehboob: - 7738855181/9619042523
HAR MARD KA DARD PILOT EPISODE 2016
Sc.No.1/Day/Morning
Location: Vinod’s House (Roof)
Char – Vinod/Gullu
[A pan of the city of Patiala...We keep panning and stop at a kite
stuck on a tree]
Gullu
[Gullu is worried he’s holding Vinod by his legs upside down (
who we can’t see)off the roof precariously.Gullu Shouts]
Oye..!! vinod zara dekh kar yaar...kahin apni gardan naa tudwaa
lena..bechaare pe raham karna...yaar.!!
Vinod
[Now we see vinod, he is hanging upside down, trying to reach
out to the kite..he shouts at gullu]
Abe saale..!! agar tune mujhe giraaya toh teri khair nahi..dekh
tu hil mat warna tere gardan ke saath mere pair bhi shaheed ho
jaayenge..thodi der bas sabr kar le yaar .. phir patang mere
haath mein aa jaayegi...!!
[And then vinod in one swoop, jumps forward and in a flash
grabs a kite hanging on the tree...he grins holding the kite in his
hand and asks Gullu to haul him in..Gullu pulls vinod backup
and he breath a sigh of relief]
Vinod
(vinod grins and kisses the devi maa locket on his neck and says)
Dhanyavaad devi maa..!! meri patang mujhe mil gyi!!
Gullu
[Gullu hairat se vinod ki taraf dekh kar kehta hai..]
Abe yaar kya khaas baat hai iss patang mein..?? jo tune iske liye
itni kadi pariksha di..?? saath mein meri bhi leli..bata na yaar..??

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Vinod
[Vinod explains gullu]
Kya batau yaar..?? kal sonu ka birthday hai.. aur sonu chahti
hai ke use bahut achcha sa surprise doon...do saal pehle sonu ke
birthday par maine use grinder mixer diya..tha..mixer dekh kar
to sonu ka gussa saatven aasmaan par pahuch gaya..tha .kehne
lagi...ke ‘tum chahte ho ki main har waqt kitchen mein tumhaare
liye khana banaati rahu..garmi mein jalti rahu’ yeh baatein
sunkar mera dil taar..taar..ho gaya tha...yaar !!
Gullu
[Afsos se]
Bechara pati !! kuch achcha karne nikla ..par khud apraadhi ho
gaya very sad..yaar ..badi dukh bhari kahani hai teri..!!
Vinod
(dukh se )
Yaar abhi meri dukh bhari daastan.. poori nahi hui hai..ab
peechle saal ki hi baat lele...maine socha ek smart phone apni
sonu ko gift karun..maine ek mobile kharida aur sonu ko diya..!!
lekin wo mobile dekh kar .. bhadak gayi..kehne lagi... tum paise
se mera pyaar nahi khareed sakte..main yeh sab se impress nahi
hone waali..yeh tum bor si cheezein kyun sochte ho..?? koi
romantic cheez kyun nazar nahi aati tumhen ..!! tumhaare soch
bilkul budhe ho gye hain..!! kya bataun gullu 2 birthday mein
celebration ki jagah jhagda hi ho gaya ..aur jhagda ek do din ka
nahi hafton tak chala tha..!!
Gullu
Yaani long lasting..jhagda ..!! badi dukh bhari daastan hai yaar
teri !! iss baar toh aur bada khatra hai..tere sar par !! tumhe
Eidhi - choti ka zor lagaana hoga...yaar mere , kyunki tu 2 baar

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apraadh kar chukka hai...iss baar toh tujhe bada soch samajh
kar hi koi romantic gift dena hoga...samajh le tu..!!
Vinod
[Vinod grins and turns the kite around]
‘happy birthday sonu’
[Its written on it]
Gullu
[Gullu scrathes his head]
Yaar kuch samajh nahi paaya tu kehna kya chahta hai..??
Vinod
[Vinod slaps him on his head and says]
Isiliye toh pyaare main college ka professor hoon..!! .tu nahi tere
dimag mein yeh sab idea knock karne waale nahi hai...samjha..!!
iss saal main apni sonu ko yahi gift dene waala hoon...!!
[Apne collar ko uthaakar bhaav se kehta hai]
Jaanta hai...shaadi se pehle maine apne pyaar ka izhaar ek
patang par kavita likh kar kiya tha..uss din ahmedabad mein
kite festival tha..main patang sonu ke kheedki ke paas udaa raha
tha...sonu bahut impress hui thi.... iss baar bhi main kuch aisa
hi karna chahta hoon..jisse meri sonu khush ho jaaye...
Gullu
Accha toh tune yeh sab kiya tha..dekhne mein toh tu romantic
nahi lagta..lekin kaarnaame toh tune bade kiye...hain !! chal iss
baar bhi teri yeh idea kamal kar jaaye !! birthday pe
patang..??chal bhaai iss baar bhi tu uncha udne waala hai...
[But with his fingers he is making a kainchi ka sign to show that
ki patang katne waali hai...

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Vinod
[Vinod doesn’t see that apne khayalon mein khokar ]
Dekhna iss baar meri sonu ka surprise bilkul perfect hone waala
hai..bilkul sonu ke man ke mutaabik..!!
Cut...
Sc.No.2/Day/Morning
Location: Vinod’s bedroom
Char – Vinod/sonu
Vinod
[Vinod sonu ko pyaar se dekhta hai..sonu is sleeping on her
bed..like a sweet little princess..vinod sonu ke paaw mein
gudgudi karta hai..sonu muskuraati hai..aur vinod dheere se
jaakar sonu ke kaan mein kehta hai]
Sonu uth jao aaj tumhaara birthday hai...
Sonu
[Sonu vinod ko aankhein khol kar dekhti hai...aur muskuraati
hai..aur phir aakhein band kar let jati hai..]
Vinod
[Vinod muskuraakar kehta hai]
Sonu..aakhein kholo..!! its time for your surprise my
baby...please ab jaag jao...!!
Sonu
[Sonu stretches out opens her eyes...they looked gazed and she
yawns]
Vinod

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[Vinod muskura kar kehta hai]
Happy birthday ..my ...dear sonu..!!
[Vinod peeche se kite kheechta hai...aur patang mein likha poem
usey sunaane lagta hai...]
sonu tum mera pyaar ho...aise jaise neele aasmaan mein udti
patang ho jaise..
[Poem padhne ke baad vinod ko laga ke sonu sun rahi hai...sonu
looks at him with a silly smile on her face and then close her
eyes..turns over and start snoring]
Vinod
[Vinod ko realize hota hai ki sonu abhi tak so rahi hai..vinod
sonu ko chidh kar uthaata hai aur kehta hai]
Sonu wake up...!! uth jaao yaar...!! tum aaj ke din ko bhul rahi
ho..please wake up...!!
Sonu
[Sonu badbadti hai]
Oh... shahrukh mujhe gale laga lo.. !! (sonu apna
haath badhaati hai)
Vinod
[vinod Sonu ko zor se gale laga leta hai..aur kehta hai]
Main sharukh khan nahi hoon..main vinod hoon...!! neend se
jaago..meri jaan aaj ka din tumhaare liye bahut khaas hai..!!.
Sonu
[Sonu jaag jaati hai vinod ki baatein sunkar aur aakhon ko malti
hai aur chaaron taraf dekhti hai]
Kahan gaya shahrukh..??.abhi toh yahi tha...!!mere saath mere
paas..!!

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[Kisi choti bacchii ki tarah zid kar rahi thi]
Vinod
[Pareshaani se]
Sonu yahan koi shahrukh nahi tha..!! .yahan sirf tumhaara
vinod hi hai...!! tum sapna dekh rahi thi baby..
Sonu
[Sonu kite ko dekhti hai]
Nahi..!! tum jhoot bol rahe ho...!!woh abhi yahin tha mere
paas...!! yeh patang dekho.. abhi ussne mujhe apne pyaar se
likhe poem ko sunaaya tha..uska pyaar mere liye neele aasmaan
mein udte hue patang ki tarah hai...usne kaha tha..!!
Vinod
[Vinod annoyed and says]
Woh sab shahrukh nahi..main bol raha tha..tumhaara vinod..!!
aur..aur woh poem.. maine tumhaare liye likhi thi..
Sonu
[Udaas hokar]
Ohhh.......!!
Vinod
[Vinod gusse se]
Tum udaas kyun ho rahi ho..!! udaas toh mujhe hona chahiye
tha...!! mere saare surprise plan ka bharta bana kar rakh
diya..tumne !! kitni mushkil se maine woh poem tumhaare liye
likhi thi..poem suni bhi thik se nahi aur saara credit shahrukh
ko de diya..!! thoda bhi mera khayaal tumhe nahi aaya...??
Sonu
[Vinod ko upset dekhkar muskura kar kehti hai]

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Achcha..chalo ab poem phir se sunao...tumne mere liye kya
likha...hai..main bhi to sunoon..??
[Vinod ke haathon ko pakad kar bacche ki tarah kehti hai]
Plzzz....sunaao na poem mein dhyaan se ssunungi plzzz...
Vinod
[Poem sunaata hai]
Mera pyaar... tumhaare liye aisa hai jaise.. neele ...aasmaan
mein.. udti patang..ho jaise..
[She yawns and tries to cover it quickly but vinod sees it]
Vinod
[Vinod poem padhte padhte ruk jaata hai]
Rehne do...!! ab mujhe koi poem woem nahi
sunana..tumhe..tum..tum kya ho ?? yeh mujhe pata nahi chal
paaya ab tak...!!
Sonu
[Sonu says with anger ]
Yeh saari tumhaari galti hai...!! kaun sa tarika hai surprise dene
ka ?? tumhe yeh toh pata hona chahiye..ke kaun so raha
hai..aur kaun jaag raha hai..!! .aise hi tum poem sunaane
lage...bina dekhe ki main so rahi hoon yaa jaagi hoon!!
Vinod
[Vinod is annoyed]
Tumhara toh kabhi kuch pata hi nahi chalta..kabhi logical
baatein karti hi nahi ho.?? .kabhi koi aakhein kholkar sota hai
kya..?? aakhein kholkar toh koi bhi nahi sota haan..!! .suna hai
ek jaanwar bhale hi aakhein kholkar sota hai..
Sonu

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[With anger]
Yahi hai..tumhaara surprise..?? mujh par chilla rahe ho..mere hi
birthday par !! yehi tumhaara pyaar hai. ?? kya mein tumhaari
koi stupid si student hoon...jo mujh par chikh rahe ho bolo na.??
mujhe birthday wish bhi nahi kiya..bas tum gussa kiye jaa rahe
ho..!!
Vinod
[Vinod says]
Maine toh kitna achcha surprise kiya tha..tumhaare liye lekin
tumne hi sab ...khair chodho... !!
[gehri saasein lekar]
happy birthday
[Sonu ko gale lagaata hai sonu bhi gale lag jaati hai aur dono ko
muskuraatein hue dikhana hai..they sit hugging each other for a
minute]
Sonu
[Dheere se alag hokar]
Vinod suno na..?? mujhe dusra waala surprise do na..??
Vinod
Hoon...dusra surprise..???
Sonu
Haan dusra wala surprise..yeh wala toh mujhe mila hi nahi..??
ab toh tumhe dusra surprise dena hoga..soch lo mr. Vinod..thoda
romantic wala..??

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Vinod
Ek surprise sochne mein toh itni mehnat lagi...!! ab dusra sochne
mein naa jaane.. kitni mehnat lagegi...?? aur naya soch kahan se
laaun mein.. naa jaane kitni mehnat lagegi..??
Sonu
[Sonu looks at him with a puppy dog expressions and says]
Bas..mujhe itna hi pyaar karte ho tum...?? chalo yeh bhi mujhe
dekhna tha..aaj dekh liya !!(song line, Dunyan o Duniya tera
jawab nahin)
Vinod
[Vinod has no reply for this emoline...he looks at her and then
says]
Main dunga na...?? sonu aisa surprise dunga ke tum bhi kya
bologi..challenge accepted my dear sonu....
Sonu
[Sonu says]
Yaay...!!
[And hugs him excitedly..he looks trapped]
Cut..
Sc.No.3/Day/Int/House
Location: Kitchen/Courtyard
Char – Vinod/Kannu/Anju/Dadi/Small baby
[Vinod walks down looking dejected to his courtyard..he pulls out
his devi maa ka locket and mutters]
Vinod
[Locket dekhkar]

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Sonu ke birthday par toh ek achcha surprise toh hona
chahiye...!! devi maa aapne hamesha meri madad ki hai..!! iss
baar bhi meri help karna maa.. ki meri sonu khush ho jaaye..!!
devi maa mere pass toh koi idea hai hi nahi...ki main kaun sa
surprise use dun??..ab aap hi mujhe raasta dikhaao...??!!
[Itna kehkar locket andar gale mei rakh leta hai]
[Vinod chalta hua kitchen ki taraf aata hai..anju kitchen mein
kuch masaledaar cheez bana rahi hai...jisse dhuwaan uth raha
hai...vinod’s eyes light up]
Vinod
[Anju se]
Maa itni garmi main kaise kaam karti hai..aap..?? aur itne saare
masale.?? Ohh kya bana rahi hai aap aaj khaane mein..??
Anju
[Baaju mein baithi kannu apne bachche ko feeding kara rahi
hai..anju usko hara masala deti hai kaatne ko]
Khana banana koi bachchon ka khel nahi hai..haan khana
khana wakayi bachchon ka khel hai..khana banana main
aakhein jalti hai...puttar aur haath bhi jalte hain ungliyon se
khoon nikal aati hai agar chaku lag jaye to.!!
Dadi
[Chaar paai pe baithi dadi chilla kar kehti hai aur dande se bhi
zameen par maarti hai]
Aa puttar idhar aa...wahan dhuwan main khada kya kar raha
hai...tu..??aaj aalu matar ki sabzi aur zeere ke daal ban rahi
hai...tera toh favourite hai na puttar..!!
Vinod
[Chillakar]
Bas biji abhi aata hoon...

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[Vinod maa ke paas aakar samosa uthata hai]
Maa aapko pata hai aaj kaunsa din hai..??
Anju
Puttar.. mujhe toh saare din ek jaise lage hain...koi naya toh
nahi hai kuch aaj..tu hi bata kya baat hai...??!!
Vinod
[Aakhon ko bada karke dheere se]
Hai naa maa aaj khaas..!! sonu ka aaj birthday hai!! aapko yaad
nahi hai..??
Anju
Are mujhe apna toh birthday yaad rehta hi nahi !! toh sonu ka
kaise yaad rakhoongi..??
Dadi
[Dheere se budbuda kar]
Bhudi ghodi laal lagaam....!!
[Anju ki taraf dekhkar]
Anju
Achcha..!! toh aaj uska birthday hai..!! aur tu chahta hai ke aaj
uske birthday mein.. main achche achche pakwaan banawun..??
[Anju looks up at heaven and says]
Maine hi kuch paap kiya hoga..!! maine toh bade maan se tera
byaah kiya tha ke.. zindagi ke kuch din araam se...kaatungi apne
marzi se...shopping wopping karoongi...enjoy karoogi life ki.
Dadi
[Chillakar]

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Abhi tu kaun si meri marzi se zindagi kaat rahi hai..?? saare
hukum toh tu hi karti hai iss ghar mein...badi aayi hai..dukhda
rone wali nautanki kahin ki.!!
Anju
Biji...aap toh chup hi raho...!! jale mein namak ka kaam karti ho
aap...!! saalon se rasoi mein kaam karte karte mera gora rang
kaala padh gaya..!! socha tha ke bahu ke aane par beauty
parlour jaaungi...facial
karaaungi..manicure..pedicure...karaaungi..lekin yahan rasoi ke
kalakh se mere daily facial hote rehte hain..!!
Kannu
[Paas khadi kannu anju se kehti hai..apne bacche ka moonh saaf
karti hui]
Kahan maa..!! bhabi toh hamesha aapse parlour jaane ki baatein
karti hain..!!par aap hi unhe mana kar deti hain...ke nahi jaana
parlour warlour..isme bhabi ka kya dosh hai...??
Anju
[Anju furiously puts spices in the kadhai making it sizzle and
says]
Are waah..kya nand bhabi ki Jodi hai..!!
[kalchi achaanak rok kar ]sach teri jaisi fan toh kisi heroine ko
bhi nahi mili hogi jaisi tu apni bhabi ki hai..!! jab teri bhabi se
itni patti hai toh bacche sambhaalne kyun nahi deti...use??
[Gusse se zor se sabzi ko chalaane lagti hai]
Vinod
Maa chodho na..?? gussa thoda kam kiya kro aap!!gussa sehat
ke liye hani karak hai.
Anju
[Kannu ko dekhkar]

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Har roz pati se ladkar mere paas aa jaati hai...naaz nakhre
uthwaane ko !! koi to teri parwah karta nahi..haan chamchi
zaroor ban jaati hai tu..dusron ki..
Dadi
[Anju ki baat sunkar]
Thik hi toh kannu kehti hai..!! sonu to badi soni kudi
hai...hamari badi aadar samman waali bachchii hai..woh !!anju
pehle mujhe kosa karti thi...ab sonu ke peeche padhi hai...ise
kisi na kisi ke peeche hi padhe rehne ki aadat lag gayi hai..!!
zindagi mein koi kisi ko deta nahi hai..usse lena padta hai...!!
tujhe parlour jaana hai toh jaa..tujhe kisne roka hai...sabko apni
faltu baat sunaati naa raha karo..dekh mein toh aaj bhi parlour
jaati hoon isiliye ab tak khoobsurat aur maintain hoon..
[Dadi proudly shows off her chakachak saree ]
Anju
[Emotionally says she is stirring in kadhai]
Haan..haan...buri toh main hoon..!! aap aur bahu toh enjoy kar
rahi ho..!!.aur main kaam kar- kar ke pisi jaa rahi hoon..aur
haan yaad rakhe biji agar.. maine bhi aap dono ki tarah ghar ka
kaam chodh diya na aur enjoy karna shuru kar diya toh..pata
nahi kya banega iss ghar ka ?? saara parlour jaana nikal
jaayega..aap dono kaa...
Vinod
Are...mummy aap to phir gussa karne lagi !!maine to aapse ek
simple sa question kiya tha...aur aap apni mahabharat lekar
baith gayi..aap na bahut jaldi hyper ho jaati ho...??
[Anju is still looking annoyed..vinod takes out a cold bottle from
fridge and presses it against her sweaty face]
Cool down mummy....cool down..!!
[Anju seems to calm down...]

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Vinod
[Vinod says]
Mummy ..! koi nahi jaan sakta ke.. ek aurat ke dimag mein kya
chal.. raha hota hai..mummy aap hi batao ke aisa kaun sa
surprise sonu ko diya jaaye...jisse woh khush ho jaaye...kuch
aapke dimag mein hai..aisa ???
Anju
[Kuch sochkar]
Mai jaanti hoon tumhe kya dena chahiye...!!
Vinod
[Khushi se]
mummy..batao na...kuch idea hai to.??
Anju
Mere babaji ka diya suraksha kavach..!! jo tum pehne
ho...tumhe har buraai se galat socho se bachata hai...na
yeh.??tum ek aisa hi suraksha kavach sonu ko bhi dedo woh bhi
khush ho jaayegi yeh surprise paakar...pakka.!!
Vinod
[Confused and says]
Yeh kaisa gift hai...mummy ..?? suraksha kavach..?? kuch ajeeb
nahi lagega..aisa gift ..dete huye..??
Anju
[Anju shake her karchi at vinod and says]
Tu chahta hai na ke tera gift dekh kar woh bahut khush ho
jaaye...toh isse achcha aur kya gift hoga..?? mere hisaab se yeh
perfect gift hoga sonu ke liye...!!
Vinod

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[Vinod says]
Lagta to hai aap sahi keh rahi ho !! mummy...yeh gift sonu ko
pasand aayega aur uska surprise bhi pura hoga..!!
Kannu
[Suddenly kannu says]
Yeh kaisa gift hua..aur wo bhi surprise gift ..???
[She pulls vinod and wags her finger at him]
Itna ghatiya gift tum bhabi ke birthday par doge..?? aisa kaise
kar sakte ho tum...?? vinod maloom hai kal maine Sharma and
sons mein designer kapde pe sale dekha tha.!! ...tum wahin se
bhabi ke liye blue anarkali suite le lena sach...bhabi ko bahut
pasand aayega..bilkul up market dress hai....woh bhabhi badi
soni lagengi blue anarkali ke suit main.
Vinod
Ok..ok...blue anarkali dress sonu ko yeh pasand aayega chalo
yahi thik rahega....
Dadi
[Dadi says]
Saari baatein bakwaas..tu idhar aa vinod main tujhe batati hoon
ke bahu ke liye kya sahi rahega...!!
[Vinod walks over to dadi..she grabs his ears and pulls him
towards her like she’s telling him a big secret and whispers into
his ears]
Dadi
Jab main Lahore chodh rahi thi..tab main sirf 14 baras ki
thi...maine apne saare kapde..zevar sab Lahore mein hi chodh
diya tha..lekin ! apne sone ki guniya nahi chodhi thi....
[Dadi shows vinod one gold guinea ]

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Har ..pati ko apni patni ko sone ki guinea dena chahiye..!! yeh ek
tarah ka pyaar wala insurance bhi hai...jo achche bure din mein
saath bhi deta hai...samjha tu..??
Vinod
[Vinos nods and says]
Baat toh aap sau take ki kah rahi hai..biji !! aapke baton mein
bada dum hai...!! sonu ko bhi yeh sone ki guinea bahut pasand
aayegi....isse achcha aur surprise kya ho sakata uske liye.. final
hua yeh sone ki guinea....!!Baat toh aap bahut logical kar rahi
hain...dadi aapke baton mein badi gehraain bhi chupi hui
hai....by god..!!
Anju
[Anju’s dish sizzles with heat and she walles her karchi at vinod]
Ohh tu bakwaas na sun kisiki ...!! sab tera dimag kharab kar
rahe hain aur kuch nahi....jaa jaakar suraksha kavach le aa aur
sonu ko de de...!!
Kannu
[Kannu vinod ke paas aakar kehti hai]
Nahi bhaiyya...bhabi ke liye anarkali hi lena...faltu ke cheezon
mei bhabi ke surprise ko barbaad mat kar dena...bhabi ke liye
anarkali dress hi laana...kasam se bahut khush hongi bhabhi!!
Dadi
[Daadi hits vinod with her stick and says]
Khotte bol diye na..?? sone ki guinea hi laani hai tujhe...sonu ke
liye laani hai...toh laani hi..!!
[Vinod samajh gaya ke woh 3 aurton ke beech fas kar reh gaya
hai...they started arguing between themselves funnily about what
the perfect gift will be..]
Anju

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[karchi uthaakar]
Tujhe sirf suraksha kavach hi laani hai...
Kannu
Nahi bhaiyya...so boring sirf anarkali suite...
Daadi
Sirf guinea puttar dusra kuch bhi nahi...!!
Vinod
[V/O] yahan se nikal hi jaana thik rahega..devi maa hi madad
karengi..he realizes its futile..vinod grabs his samosa and exits...]
Cut..
Sc.No.4/Day/Int
Location: Outside/Kitchen
Char – Vinod/Vinod’s father/Manohar/Others
[Vinod exits the kitchen looking frustrated...and finds himself
face to face with his father manohar...and brother bhairav
hanging behind him...]
Bhairav
[Jabs his finger accusingly at vinod and says]
Aapko maloom hai papa...?? bechaare bhaiyya subah se har ek
se puchte phir.. rahe hai ki.. bhabi ko kaun..sa gift de...jisse
bhabi aaj surprise ho jaaye..aur toh aur aaj bhaiyya ne bhabi ke
liye ek romantic poem bhi likhi thi....(with Punjabi rap)
[Every time bhairav speak ie in Punjabi rap]
Vinod
Ae...bol liya na..ab break lagaa apne lambi zubaan ko...shikaayti
tattu kahin ka dj bunnu....!!
[Bhairav grins at vinod]

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Manohar
[Manohar looks at him condescendingly and shakes his head and
he says]
Bilkul sahi kah raha hai..pata nahi sher ke ghar memne ne kaise
janm le liya hai..?? are kisi Punjabi mard ne kabhi apni janani
ke liye poem likhta hai..kya ?? puttar tu na jananiyon ko nahin
jaanta..?? yeh jab sar pe chadhkar dance karegi na..tab tujhe
pata chalega...inhe apne kaabu mein rakhna sikh puttar .!!apni
dhauns jamaani padhti hai inn par...warna agar jananiyon ko ek
baar pata lag jaaye ke uska pati gulaam hai toh woh.. phir sherni
ban kar dahaadne lagti hain aur pati ko memna bana deti
hain....sambhal ja puttar..abhi waqt hai tere paas...punjabi mard
banja nalayak kahin ka..!!
Vinod
[Vinod does a Namaste and says]
Papaji aap toh rehne hi do..!! baaton ko kaha se kaha lekar chale
gaye ho aap..!!waise hi life mein bahut confusion hai..aap aur
confusion mat badhao..!! jay mata rani..!!
Vinod
[vinod walks and mutters]
‘suraksha kawach, anarkali dress, sone ki guinea..yeh toh dimag
ka dahi ban gaya...yaar kya loon?? kya na loon?? dimaag mein
toh corfue lag gaya har taraf se rasta band hai kis raaste ko
pakdun samajh mein hi nahi aa raha....kya karoon..??!!
[He looks at the samosa in his hand..and have an idea...vinod
corridor pe rakha table ke paas khada ho jaata hai...takes out a
pen and started writing on it...he writes ‘kavach’ another side
‘dress’ and on other hand ‘guinea’ ]
[Vinod pulls out his locket and says]
‘devi maa..ab aap hi batawo main kis raste par chalun sach
bolun.. maa mein poori tarah se confuse ho gaya hoon...plzz meri

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help kijiye..suraksha kavach laaunga toh kannu aur daadi
naraaz ho jaayegi...anaarkali laaunga toh dadi aur mummy
naraaz ho jaayegi..aap kuch aisa raasta dikhaaye ke koi naraaz
na ho aur sonu khush bhi ho jaaye...!!
[Vinod has an idea...he spins the samosa on the table...the
samosa spins on the table as vinod waits eagerly to see which
side it will stop...vinod wathches with eager anticipation and as
its about to land..bhairav suddenly pick up the samosa and eats
it]
Vinod
[Bahut gusse se]
Yeh kya kiya tumne....!! ghadhe meri saari mehnat tumne
barbaad kar di stupid kahin ka...bewakoof main tumhen....
Bhairav
[he grins and raps]
Ha..ha...samose samosa pe likha hota hai dj bunnu ka naam
yo..yo...aur samose pe likhne wale ka naam vinod hota
hai...yo..yo...bhayya ji..yo..yo
[He laughs and runs away]
Vinod
[vinod annoyed looks at the locket in his neck and says]
‘sach devi maa...aap bhi na mere saath kya khel, khel rahi
hain...!! aap ko toh maloom hi hai ke main kitna pareshaan
hoon...aur ek aap ho jo mera saath na dekar paapiyon ka saath
de rahi hain...
[Vinod shake his head and says]
Chalo...teeno hi gift le aata hoon..koi na koi toh nishaane pe
lagegi hi...sona aur dress toh aurton ki pehli choice hoti hi hai..!!
Cut..

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Sc.No.5/Day/Morning/Int
Location: Vinod’s bedroom
Char – Vinod/Sonu/Kannu/Anju
[Vinod walks into his room with three packets..sonu is working
on the mixie..outside kannu calls anju to the window and says]
Kannu
Mummy jaldi idhar aawo dekho vinod bhaiyya gift dene waale hai
sonu bhabi ko...itne saare gift lekar aaye hai....!!
[Anju rushes over to watch from the window]
Sonu
[Sonu sees gift and squeels with delight and says]
Itne saare gift mere liye..?? wow...batao na vinod...sab mere liye
hain...??
Vinod
[Vinod grins and says]
Haan yaar bilkul yeh saare gift tumhaare liye hi hai..!! .inhe
khologi nahi..??
Sonu
[Sonu jumps up and down eagerly]
Haan.haan...mere hain toh main hi kholungi na...!!
[She started unwrapping the gifts like an exited child.she looks at
the suraksha kavach, the anarkali dress, the guinea...
Vinod
[Vinod smugly says]
Sonu..Kisi aurat ko aur kya chahiye zindagi mein..?? sabse pehle
zindagi mein dua ya aashirwaad ki zaroorat hoti hai..aur woh
aashirwaad tumhe kavach dega..!! jo tumhe buri nazron buri

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balaao se bachayega yaani use paas hi nahi aane dega..!! dusra
aurat ko chahiye khoobsurti saaj shringaar...?? .jo use
khoobsurat kapdo se hota hai...jaise yeh anaarkali tum ise
pahan kar kitni khoobsurat lagogi yeh mere dil se pucho...!!
[Sonu vinod ki baton ko sunkar thoda sharmaati hai...]
Aur yeh jo teesra ?? jo aurat ko chahiye woh hota hai...mann ki
shanti...tumhen mann ki shanty yeh sone ki guinea degi..jab tak
yeh sone ki guinea tumhaare paas rahegi..tumhen mann ki
shanti rahegi...yeh tumhaari saari problem solve ho gayi..!! abb
batao mera gift kaisa laga..??
Sonu
[Sonu looks at vinod amazed and says]
Wow..vinod mujhe toh yakeen hi nahi aa raha ke..tum mere liye
itna kar sakte ho..?? mere liye jyotish bhi ban gaye...!! sach mein
kaise tumse thanks kahun mere paas words hi nahi hai...thanks
kahne ke liye .
Vinod
[Vinod smugly laughs and says]
Words nahi hai toh kisi dusre tarah se thanks kar do..tum toh
jaanti hi ho..ke main.. kitni dur ki sochta hoon...!!
Sonu
Tumne kya kaha mere samajh mein nahi aaya...?? anyway yeh
saare gifts mujhe bahut pasand aaye hain...yeh mere life ke best
gifts hai...i love you vinod..!!
[She holds his hands and jumps in excitement]
Anju
[Suddenly anju and kannu battle in arguing..anju says]
Bahu tu bata tujhe sabse zaada achcha gift kiska laga..?? mujhe
pata hai..mera suraksha kavach laga na..??

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Sonu
[Apni saas aur nand ki baatein sunkar sonu chauk jaati hai..phir
kehti hai.]
Mummy ji ! Aapka gift !matlab main samjhi nahi..??
Kannu
aur bhabi maine anarkali ka idea diya tha...bolo na bhabi dress
pasand aayi...aapko ..??
Sonu
[Gusse se]
Achcha...!!Anarkai ka tumhaara idea tha..??
Anju
[Anju bossily says]
Are iski baatein chodd pehle yeh bata suraksha kavach kaisi
lagi..tujhe ?? yeh kavach teri hifazat karega...aur aur..yeh jo tere
fizul kharche hai na..usme lagaam lagegi isliye maine vinod ko
tere liye suraksha kavach lane kaha tha..!!
Sonu
[Sonu rolls her eyes sonu looks at kannu and says]
Aur aur..yeh sone ki guinea yeh bhi tera idea tha..kya..??
Kannu
Nahi bhabi sone ki guinea ka idea toh dadi ne diya tha...!! sirf
anaarkali ke dress ka mera idea tha...!!
Sonu
[Sonu says with a smile]
Sach bahut khoobsurat gifts hai yeh saare...!!
Kannu

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Bhabi ..! main yeh anarkali dress borrow kar loon plzzz maine hi
ise dekha tha shop mein..
Sonu
Haan..haan..kyun nahi ..!!tera hi to idea tha na..le ja tu hi
rakhle...!!
Kannu
[Kannu sequels in delight and runs off with the dress]
Ohh..Thank you bhabi you are so sweet....!!
Anju
[Anju says with an excitement]
Main bhi yeh.. kavach le lun..matlab dikha du sabko..??
Sonu
[She hands the kavach and guinea to anju and says]
Yeh bhi leke jaiye..daadi ko bhi toh unka gift dikhana
chahiye..kyun vinod..??.
[Anju exits with the kavach and the guinea]
Vinod
[Vinod looks at sonu and says]
Haan..haan kyun nahin ?? Dekha sonu sab kitne khush hain
apne gifts se...sabke chehre pe khushi dekh kar.. man kitna
khush hua hai na..??
Sonu
[She snaps]
Vinod ..Mujhe tumhaare gifts nahi chahiye...!!
Vinod
[Vinod confused]

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Matlab..!! nahi chahiye...main nahi samjha tum kya bol rahi ho??
abhi toh tum bahut khush thi.!! Ab kya hua..??
Sonu
[Gusse se]
Haan..main khush thi ..!! lekin ab nahi hoon...!!tumne mujhe
dhoka diya hai...vinod main tumhe kabhi maaf nahi karungi..i
hate you..vinod..i hate you !!
Vinod
[Vinod shocked]
Dhoka..ohh madam...yeh kya...anaap shanaap bake jaa rahi
ho...?? abhi toh tum keh rahi thi...ke yeh zindagi ke sabse acche
gifts hai.tumhaare liye...!! sach aurat ko koi nahi samajh
paaya..pal main masha pal main tola..wah rab tusi great ho..kya
cutpiece bnaya hai tumne aurat ke naam par !!
Sonu
Koi samjhe ya na samjhe..tum toh kabhi nahi samajh
paaoge...yeh jo saare gifts tumne diye hai na...darasal yeh gifts
tumne nahi balki dadi, mummyji aur kannu ne diye hain...suna
tumne ...???
Vinod
[baat ko sambhalte huye bola]
Tumhe pareshaani iss baat ki hai ki idea kiska tha..??tum bhi na
yaar?? bachchon jaisi harkat karti ho...!! aam khao ped se
matlab mat rakho...gifts laaya toh maine hai na..apne paison
se...!! bhaad mein jaane do baaki sab baatein..mujhe khushi iss
baat ki hai ke gifts tumhen pasand aayen..!! thats it..
Sonu
[Sonu explodes with anger and says]

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Mujhe gifts se kuch fark nahi padta hai...afsos mujhe iss baat ka
hai...ke gift dete waqt tumne mere baare mein zara bhi nahi
socha..bas saare mohalle ki panchayat bula li ke jo idea
tumlogon ke paas hai mujhe de do kyunki maai apna samay
sonu ke gift lene ke liye barbaad nahin karna chahta.!! Kyun
.yahi socha hoga na tumne..bolo..??
Vinod
[Vinod annoyed and says]
Are pehle bata deti ki tumhe gift nhi sirf soch chahiye thi...toh
main sirf soch hi leta...mere paise bhi bach jaate...aur mera
kaam bhi ho jaata...!!
Sonu
[Gusse se]
Meri mummy ne mujhe samjhaya tha,, ke mat kar love
mairrage..punjabi typical ladke se...aur woh bhi teacher..kabhi
nahi banegi tumhaari..par maine kaha ke vinod se shaadi nahi ki
toh balcony se kud jaaungi...!! aur 1 floor se kud bhi gayi...poore
ek mahine plaster ke saath rahi..maine yeh sab tumhaare liye
kiya..par afsos ho raha hai..kyun kiya.. kyun kiya ...kyun nahi
mummy ki baat suni...tumne mujhe kya diya..dhoka, fareb
aakhir tumhaari asliyat mere saamne aa hi gayi na..??.shaadi ke
baad tum wahi ghise peete...punjabi mard ban gaye
na...tumhaara mann badal gaya...mujhse.
Vinod
[Vinod annoyed]
Are yeh kya...kya bole jaa rahi ho tum..?? mann mera badla
hai...?? badal toh tum gayi ho...kabhi saaf saaf baatein ki mujhse
jab dekho toh jhagda karti rehti ho...baat baat par main koi
jyotish ya antaryaami nahi hoon baby ki tumhaare dil ke har ek
raaz ko jaan jaawun..are main toh aaj tak yeh nahi jaan paaya ki
tum chahti kya ho..??

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Sonu
[Gusse se]
Mere hi birthday par mujhpar hi bhadak rahe ho...??galti tumne
ki aur daant bhi mujhe rahe ho...?? tum meri khushi chahte hi
nahi ho...bass drama karte ho...!!
Vinod
Main drama kyun kroonga ..Are...galti tumhaari !! aur blame
mujhe kar rahi ho..?? maine toh tumhaari khushi ke liye yeh sab
kuch kiya tha..!!
Sonu
[But sonu is on a rol now]
Haan..haan..saari galti toh meri hi thi..main hi sabse idea le rahi
thi..na..?? kyunki tum toh ek mahaan professor ho aur main
jaahil bewakoof aurat hoon...!!
Vinod
Dekho ladna hai toh logically lado..maine tumhe aisa kuch nahi
kaha hai jisse tumhe dukh ho....thats it.
Sonu
[Sonu cuts him off]
‘tumhaara toh har logic hi dhoka hai...Hamesha..logic ki baat
karte ho..??
Vinod
kya..???
Sonu
[Sonu says angrily]
Jab kehte ho mujhse pyaar karte ho woh tumhaara dhoka
hai...!!phere lete huye kaha tha tumhaara janmon tak khayaal
rakhuga !! woh bolna tumhaara dhoka tha !! aur jab surprise

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maanga toh tumne kya diya..?? tumne usme bhi mujhe dhoka
diya.. yeh jo poori shaadi hai na.. sirf dhoke pe tikee hai aur yeh
shaadi hi dhoka hai.. samjhe tum mr.dhokebaaz.
Vinod
[Vinod blankly says]
Dhoka to ab mera dimaag hi de raha hai..ke maine kitni badi
galti ki...
Sonu
[Talks in between]
Shaadi karke yahi na kehna chaah rahe ho na..???
Vinod
Are..nahi yeh waala line nahi woh gift waala line bolo..gift laakar
maine galti ki..i did very big mistake..
Sonu
Ab main ek dhokebaaz ke saath ek pal nahi reh sakti..!!.aur apni
baaki zindagi bhi ek dhokebaaz ke saath barwaad karna nahi
chahti...!!main tumhe aur tumhare ghar chodh kar apni mummy
ke paas jaa rahi hoon.!! ek dhokebaaz ke saath nahi
rehna...mujhe.!!
[Sonu starts walking]
Vinod
[Vinod block her path and says]
Arrey..sonu yeh tum kya kar rahi ho..by God mera aisa koi
iraada nahi tha..jisse tumhe hurt ho...tum gusse mei badi galti
karne jaa rahi ho...plzzz thande dimaag se socho...
Sonu
[Aakhein nikal kar]

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Achcha toh ab tum mujhe samjhaaoge ke kya sahi aur kya galat
hai..?? main tumhaari koi bakwas si student nahi hoon jise tum
kuch bhi ulti seedhi baatein padha do.!! .are haan main toh bhul
hi gayi.. ke tum ek mard ho...!! tum kabhi koi galti kar hi nahi
sakte...!! tumhe hi sab pata rehta hai kya sahi hai kya galat...??
Vinod
[Vinod is beginning to get annoyed]
Are...yaar...maine yeh kab kaha ke main mard hoon..yeh toh
tumne hi mujhe kayi baar bataya ke main handsome mard
hoon....!!
Sonu
Par kehna toh yahi chaah rahe the naa tum!! ke tum mard ho
tum mujh par zulm karo mujh par sitam karo.. yahi kaam hai
na..typical mardon ka.ab kahoge main aurat hoon mujhe tumse
iss tarah baat nahi karna chahiye....dukh peena chahiye gham
khaana chahiye bahas nahi karna chahiye..bolo..bolo yahi sab
kehna chaah rahe the na tum mujhse..???
Vinod
[Shouts angrily]
Are bhaad mein jaaye yaar yeh dhoka fareb...
[Sonu is taken aback]
Vinod
Bada socha tha..!! apni sonu ko surprise dena hai 2 din se laga
hoon.. tumhaare birthday surprise ke liye...aakhir tum chahti
kya ho..?? sir kaat ke plate par saja dun aur bolun yeh lo madam
ab aap cake ki jagah is sar ko hi kaato...haa bura hoon main
bahut bura..!! nahi samjhta na tumhen..?? toh ek kaam karo
na..yeh yeh...[Looks around for something to pickup] mixie
uthaate hain aur isse mera sar phodte hain...lo..lo..maaro na
mujhe dekh kya rahi ho..mujhe..??

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[Sonu falls silent....vinod holds the mixie toward her...calm down
a bit]
Sonu
Tum mixie se mujhe marna chahte ho na...mera hisaab baraber
kar dena chahte ho na..?? bolo..??
Vinod
[Aakhein nikal kar]
Kya matlab hai yaar tumhaara..?? main kyun maarunga
tumhe...? kya ho gaya hai tumhe..??
Sonu
[Afsos se]
Tum bhi wahi typical Punjabi mard hi nikle na..?? sach ab toh
main tumhe sach much main chodh kar jaa rahi hoon...!!
Vinod
[Vinod founded dumb and says]
Matlab.?? Abhi tak tum serius nahi thi mazaak kar rahi
thi..mujhse !! mujhe dara rahi thi..??
[Sonu walks away and slans the door of the bedroom shut...vinod
stands there staring at the door..]
Vinod
[HE screems]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahh..
[IN frustration]
CUT..

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Sc.No.6/Ext/Night
Location: Street
Char – Vinod/Girl
Vinod
[Vinod is driving on his bike muttering to himself angrily]
maine dhoka diya hai sonu ko...main jisse itna pyaar karta
hoon...sonu tum kya jaogi mujhe choddkar...?? balke main
tumhen chodh kar jaa raha hoon...!!
[In front of him one girl is driving suv...going slowly in the middle
of a narrow bridge..]
Vinod
[Vinod blows his horn..look annoyed]
Side de do devi ji....saare jahan mein aap logon ka hi toh raaj
hai...ghar main bhi ..baahar main bhi..har jagah aap deviyan hi
hain..yahan wahan..!!
[He shouts]
[The girl is talking and laughing on her phone]
Vinod
[Vinod mutters]
Aajkal sharafat ka zamaana hi nahi raha...bhalaai karne jawo
toh buraai milta hai...by god.
[The girl vrooms ahead..vinod lost in his thoughts..spred ups
behind her...the girl is giving a right indicator...and suddenly she
turns left]
Vinod
[He shouts]

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Are..galat indicator dab gaya.kya..??by god marwaaogi
kya...aaj..??
[Suddenly he looks in front of him...a street light he tries to avoid
it and nearly crashes in to the railing breaks inches away from
it..he heaves with an anger]
Cut..
Sc.No.7/Ext/Temple/Night
Location:Mandir
Char – Vinod/Other people’s
[Vinod is in a temple with big...oversized bells hanging]
Vinod
[Vinod looks at an idol of devi maa and says]
Khush toh bahut hongi na tum..?? aaj meri zindagi ka mazaak jo
bana hai...jise main itna pyaar karta hoon...usne mujhe
dhokebaaz kaha typical Punjabi mard kaha...kitni naa
insaafi ki aapne mujhe mard banake..mujhe mard kyun
banaya..aapne ?? mard mein toh shamta hi nahi hoti aurat
ko sambhaalne ki...ke aurat kya sochti hai..?? kya kehna
chahti hai..?? agar aurat kehti hai ki thik hoon..toh iska
matlab hai ki woh gusse mein hai...agar kahe ki sach sach
batau kaisi lag rahi hoon..toh iska matlab hua ki jhooti
taarif karoon...aur agar kahe ki jo man mein hai..wahi
karo..toh uska matlab hai wahi karna jo main kahun!! ..aur
agar kehti hai ki bas 2 minute mein ready hoti hoon..toh
samajh lo ek ghanta kahin nahi gaya...tayyari main..! aur
jab kuch nahi kehti toh samajh lo ke uske mann mein itna
kuch hai ki woh sochti hai ki kaha se shuru karein...!!
aapne banaya hi aise aurton ko....jo indicator baaye ka deti
hai aur turn daayen... hoti hai..! aapne aurton ko aisa

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banakar mard ko barbad kar diya..zulm sehne ko bebas kar
diya...jiski saza ham roz bhugatte hain...sabko lagta hai
mard ko dard nahi hota...are mard toh dard se hi bana
hai...kahin dard ko bhi dard hua hai kabhi...!! sach bahut
dard deti hai yeh aurtein...!! par aap kyun sunengi meri
takleef..kyunki aapne aaj saabit kar diya hai..ke aap
cheating karti ho..woh isliye ke aap bhi toh ek aurat hi ho
maa...aap bhi unke hi side ho...
[Vinod stops heaving with effort..suddenly he hears someone
sniffing..he turns around and see the pandit with tears in
his eyes]
Pandit
Bhai ji aap ekdam sahi keh rahe ho...main bhi yahi se do chaar
hoon..aapki kahani bhi meri kahani jaisi hai...
[Vinod hears applause..he turns and sees there are five six other
guys standing there they also looked ..moved]
Man 1
Mere saath bhi yahi ho raha hai...
Man 2
Sahi bol rahe hai aap ji...
Man 3
Meri bhi yahi story hai...
[They all started clapping for him]
Vinod
[Vinod turns to look at god and says]
Dekha aapne !! duniya mein har mard ka yahi haal hai..!!dard ke
saath jeeta hai..aur dard ke saath hi marta hai.. !! aur agar
aapne saare mardon se munh modh liya hai toh aaj main
bhi aapse munh modh leta hoon...ab kabhi munh nahi
dikhaaunga aapko..!!

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Treatments
[Vinod dramatically hits the bell..sends it swinging forward and
then he turns his face to god and turns around and stand
facing the other way with his hands folded all the guys
looked at him and marvel..look impressed with him]
Treatments
Vinod shrugs the bell that he has sent swinging forward comes
swinging back and dhadaam hits him on the back of his
head...vinod gets down like a light crumples to the
floor..and the pandit rushes to him..
To be continued
Sc.No.8/int/palace/minute a later
Location:Any place
Char – Vinod/apsara
Fade in from black a female voice.
Apsara
Vinod utho na ..?? utho vinod ..
Vinod opens his eyes ..he sees a sexy ..apsara who is a crading
him in is arms ..stroking his hair..
Vinod
[vinod smiles and says]
kitna khubsurat sapna hai..?? kaash ye sapna na ho kar hakikat
hota...kaash ye sapna kabhi...khatam na ho..(vinod is in a place
which is done up like its set from a mytho serial )
Apsara
[the apsara laughs seductively and says]

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vinod... main koi sapna nahi..hakikat hoon...
Vinod
[vinod grins and say]
chal jaa..jhuthi..agar ..tum..sapna..nahi..ho..to main..tumhen
chuloon....?? !!
Apsara
[apsara says]
kya...??
Vinod
Agar tum sapna hogi to tum gayeb ho jawogi ...aur sapna nahi
ho..to yahin mere pass rahogi...
Apsara
[apsara smiles and turn the face ]
chulo ...mujhe..main gayeb nahi hoongi...chuwo..??
Treatment no.1
vinod reaches out his hand and touchs her cheek ..he react
like an electric current went through him.
Vinod
Are...tum gayeb nahi huyi..?? are yaar tum to full original
ho....realy..yaani asli ho..
Apsara
Realy..
Vinod
Tum koun ho...?? aur mere pass kyun aayi ho..??
Apsara

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[with smile]
main ..roopwati hoon.devi maa ki sahayika..hoon main
tumhari madad ko aayi hoon..
Vinod
(Hairat se)
sahayika..??meri madad ko..?? main kuch samjha nahin..??
Apsara
(apsara with smile)
sahayika ..matlab..secretory..jise tumhare bhasha main kaha
jata hai ..mujhe devi ne tumhari madad ko bheja hai...ye
kahne ke liye ...ke tumhari...arzi manzoor kar li gayi hai...
Vinod
Arzi..?? maine koun si arzi bheji thi..??main kuch bhi nahin
samajh paa raha ke, aap kahna kya chah rahin hain..mujhse
?
Apsara
(the apsara smiles and says)
yahi..shikayat..thi..na..tumhen?? ..ke tum aurton ki dil ki
baaten nahin samajh paate..jis wajah se tum devi maa se bhi
naaraz ho gye..?? yahi wajah thi na..??
Vinod
(sar hila kar)
haan..main..naaraz tha..
Apsara
(apsara holds his locket in her hand and says)

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abb se.. jab bhi tum devi maa.. ke iss locket ko ghisoge.. to
tumhe aurton.. ke dil ki saari baton.. ka pata chal jayega....aur
unke saari baaten tumhe ...sunayi dengi.
Vinod
(hairat se dekhta hai)
ye kya kah rahin hain app...?? aisa kaise ho sakta hai ke
main dil ki baaten sun loonga..
Apsara
(apsara with smile)
haan...haan.. buddhu..ye devi maa ka locket hai..isse sab
kuch ho..sakta hai...lekin ek baat yaad rakhna...ye shakti agar
tumhari ..zindagi bna sakti hai..to tumhaari..zindagi..tabaah
bhi kar sakti hai..!! achcha abb main chalti hoon..??
Vinod
(vinod little sorry says)
aap ja rahin hain ..?? phir aap kab ayengi..??!!
Apsara
(with smile)
tum pareshaan na ho..jab tum chahoge ...main tumhare pass
rahoongi
Treatment no.2
suddenly everything goes fuzzy ..vinod hears a voice saying
‘vinod utho naa.??
Treatment no.3
we cuts to the mandir ..vinod is sleeping in the pandit
arms...he mumbles..nahi..main..nahi..uthna..chahta ’’reaches
out and touch the pundits face and then open his eyes ..looks
at pundits and his shocked gets up with a start.

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Sc.No.9/int/evening/vinod house
Location:home kitchen
Char – Vinod/sonu
Treatments
vinod walks in to his home.sees sonu in the kitchen.
There he sees sonu busy in cooking.she stops when she hears
him ..turns around and sees him .they both look at each others
and them..she loudly goes back to cooking.claging the utensils
..loudly to express her anger.
Vinod
(Vinod looks at sonu and says)
tum gayi nahi ..ghar chorh kar..?? tum to..? jane wali thi...??
irada badal gya kya..??
Sonu
Koi irada nahi badla hai..!! sabse wada jo kiya tha ..ke apne
birthday par gujrati khana banawoongi...wahi kar rahi
hoon..bass abb kheer banani rah gayi hai..uske baad mera kaam
khatm ..phir main chali jawoongi..
Vinod
(has kar)
isi bahane tumne mujhe apna schedule bata diya...
Sonu
Aisi khushfahmi main mat rahna..
(sonu goes back to work vinod stand there)
Vinod
(he looks at his locket and says)

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dekhta hoon woh apsara sapna thi yaa sach!! Abhi pata chal
jayega..kitna hakikat kitna fasana..??
Treatments
vinod rubsthe locket ..suddenly..he hears.
Sonu
(v/o) kutta ,kamina,lafanga,behaya...!!
Vinod
(vinod jumps back in shock..)
kya..kya..kaha abhi tumne..mujhe..??
Sonu
(sonu staresot him angrily and says)
jawo na..? mujhe tumse koi baat nahi karni..!! plzz..dont
disturb..me and don’t waste my time..mere dheron kaam padhen
hain..!!(she goes back to work)
Vinod
(vinod mutters shockd.)
yaani ki sonu ki..mann ki baat ..main sun..raha hoon..sonu mere
bare main..aisa sochti hai..??(again vinod hears her voice)
Sonu
(v/o) ye kamina doodhwala apne aap ko pata nahi kya samajhta
hai.? malayi wali doodh lane ko kaha tha ..kamina paani main
doodh mila kar le aaya ..buddha kahin ka.
Vinod
(heaves a sigh of relief)
ohh..to madam ka khyal doodh wale ke sath bhi wahi hai..jo
mere saath hai..thanks devi..maa.!!(again vinod hears her voice.)
Sonu

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(v/o) ye kutta doodh wala bhi na..?? bilkul vinod ke jaisa
hai..dhokebaaz kahin ka..!!ye saare ke saare mard ek jaise hoten
hain, chahe doodh wala ho yaa...professor.!!
Vinod
(Reacts)
kyaa..?? (again vinod hears her voice)
Sonu
(v/o) mere mammy papa iss din kitna khush rahte then...!! kitna
dhmaal ham sab karte then ..mammy papa aaj main aap logon
ko bahut miss...kar rahi hoon. kitne pyare din the woh..kaash...
woh din phir se aa jaten.mujhe princess ki tarah aap logon ne
rakha tha.aaj dekho..aapki princess ka kya haal ho gya
hai..yahan kisi ko meri koi fikr nahi hai..ek faltu chiz ki tarah
main yahan padhi hoon...
Vinod
vinod hears her thoughts and looks thoughtfull.
(V/O then he suddenly says likes he has had an idea)
abb samajh gya mujhe kya...karna..meri aankhen khul gayi
hain..abb.!!
( sonu looks at him wondering what he is on about..he goes to
her and says with swagger.)
abhi bhi tumhare birthday khatm hone main kuch der hai ..abb
tumhare liye kya karta hoon..bass tum dekhti jana..uske baad
tumhe kahin..jana hai chali jana.. tumhari marzi.!!
[he walks away swagger.she wonders whats gotten into him]
Cut to.

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Sc.No.10/int/night/vinod house
Location: vinod house
Char – Vinod/sonu/anju/romila/sonu
/father/daadi/kannu/gullu.
[sonu is angrily dusting the house with ferocity .vinod checs his
watch impatiently.]
Anju
(anju tells vinod)
aye..vinod...tu dekh raha h..?? bahu kitne gusse main ghar ki
safayi kar rhi..hai!!kya use ladayi huyi hai teri..??
Vinod
(with smile)
karne do mammy isi bahane ghar ki safayi to ho jaa rhi hai..!!
Anju
(gusse se )
tu bhi na..nalayak..ka..nalayak hi rahega..aaj uska birthday hai
puttar ..aaj to use na sata ..
Vinod
(has kar )
are mammy main kahan sata raha hoon use..!! aabhi na bas aap
dekhti jawo aage..aage hota hai kya..?? abhi jo uske face pe
gussa hai na..?? woh kaise smile main convert ho jayega.. jaadu
ki tarah aap bas dekhna..!!

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[the bell rings vinod doesn’t open it despite standing next to the
other door anju is going to open it but vinod stop her ]
Sonu
(sonu looks him angrily and says)
haan..haan..abb darwaza bhi to mujhe hi kholna padega..na..??
zar kharid gulaam jo hoon iss ghr ki ..bade..bade..log jo rahte
hain iss mahal main..!!(muttring loudly she goes to the door..and
suddenly a burst of gujrati music ..her parents come in with
some dholak anda tabla walaas dancing and singing happy
birthday to you in gujrati...
Sonu
(sonu looks at them shockd)
mammy papa...aap..!! yahan..??
Romila
(romila says)
haan my dear ham aa gaye ..tumhe surprise dene..!!lekin ye kya
haal bana rakha hai ..tumne?? ye bakwas se dress pahan rakha
hai...kahin se bhi birthday girl nahi nazar aa rhi ho..?? apne
khas din par aise kapde pahne jaate hain..?? very..bad beta..!!
Sonu
(sonu selfconciosly adjust her dress and she ask)
ye sab chodhiye ..pahle ye batayen aap log yahan kaise..??! aur
aapne kuch bataya bhi nahi ke aap log yahan aane wale ho..??
Father
(father says)
are ..meri gudiya ham yahin..panjab main hi the..!! ek charity
functhion ke liye yahan aaye huye the..phir jamayi raja ka phone
aa gya ke, tu hamare bina bahut udaas hai.. hamen miss kar
rahi hai..aur waise bhi aaj tera janam din hai..aaj to hamen aana

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hi tha..tu khush nahi hai kya...?? itne sawaal kyun kar rahi
hai..tu??
Sonu
(sonu looks around the vinod and says)
vinod ..tumne mammy papa ko yahan bulaya hai..??!
Vinod
Haan maine bulaya hai inhe..kyunke maine dekha tum mummy
papa ko bahut miss kar rahi thi !! aur apne birthday ke din
bahut udas ho to maine socha ..mummy papa kuch din yahin
ruke hamlogon ke pass .tumhare liye isse bada koi surprise nahi
hoga.. jab mammy papa tumhare saath honge..sahi socha
na..maine?? aaj ka celebration dhamakedaar hoga..kaisa laaga
mera surprise..??
sonu doesn’t say anything.
Vinod
Chalo abb party shuroo karte hain..!! (he clics his hand)
Treatments
the courtyard gets lite up mirchi lights ..the whole family gatherd
there and shawts happy birthday dj bunnu is singing some
nonsence Punjabi rap .sonu looks taken a back ..manoher is
dancing with a drink his hands.
Treatments
sonu parents take her to the party ..every one is having a good
time ..sonu still shockd..vinod looks at the scene and is
enjoyingand smiling...he hears voice.
Apsara
Kaafi kamal ki party hai..!!(the apsara is standing next to him)

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Vinod
Arey aap yahan..?? aye na..?? koi cold drinks..??
Apsara
(the loughs and says)
nahi..nahi..main ye sab nahi piti..main to ye dekhne aayi hoon
ke tumhe di gyi divya shakti se tumhari zindagi main badlaw
kaisa aaya hai dekho sare log kitne khush lag rahe hain..aur
sabse zyada to mujhe tum khush lag rahe ho..?? kyun sahi kah
rahi hoon na main..??
Vinod
100 taka sahi..kaha aapne!! sach divya shakti ne to meri poori
life hi badal di..main kaise aapka shukriya ada karoon samajh
main nahi ..aa rha ..!! ye meri berang zindagi main..jhilmil..sitare
chamakne lage hain.Maine kabhi sapne main bhi nahi socha tha
ke main apni biwi ke dil ki baat ko soon pawoonga..sach aap
nahi janti aaj main kitna khush hoon..aur dekhiye ghar wale bhi
kitne khush nazar aa rahe hain..??
Apsara
(with smile)
vinod aurat ke dil main kya hota hai.. use janne main aur
samajhne main.. bada fark hota hai..!! tumhe pakka yakeen ho
gya hai ke tum aurat ko jaan gye ho..??
Vinod
(with smile)
100 percent..jaan gya hoon!! Meri sonu bahut..bahut khush
hai..aur mujhe kya chahiye!!
Apsara
Tumhe pakka yakeen hai ke..tumhari biwi khush hai...??
Vinod

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(vinod frowns and look at sonu...and says )
matlab..??
(he asks the apsara but she has disappeard)
vinod walks to sonu
Gullu
(gullu comes with a camera and says)
oye yaar vinod zara idhar aa!! mere yaar chal khada ho ja!!
bhabhi ke saath teri sodhi si tasweer leta hoon..!!
Vinod
Are yaar neki..aur pooch...pooch.?? khich le jitni photo tujhe
nikalni hai..!!
Sonu
Are mujhe koi photo shoto nahi nikalwani
Gullu
Kya bhabhi aap bhi na dil todne waali baten karti ho..!! by
god..kitni pyari photo ayegi na, aap dekhti rah jawogi..!!
sonu and vinod stand together .gullu takestheir photo.
Vinod
(vinod looks at sonu smiles and says)
kar diya na poora maine tumhara challenge. de diya na..??
tumhe sabse bada surprise..!! khushi se tum kitni khubsurat aur
romantic lag rahi ..tumhe mallom hai..?? sonu khush ho
na..mere surprise se,,??
Sonu
(sonu nods)
hooonn.

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Treatments
she smile for the camera..as gullu click away,vinod looks at her
umsurely suspects something is up..rubs his hand on his
locket..suddenly ,he hears sonus angry voice.
Sonu
(v/o) aaj to vinod ne bewakoofi ki had paar kar di ..iss huliye
main, main use khubsurat aur romantic nazar aa rahi hoon..iss
huliye main kamine gullu ..ne bhi meri photo khich li..kitna
bakwas lagoongi main pohoto main..vinod ki aankhen iss kadar
kamzor hai main nahi janti thi ..andha kahin ka..!!vinod itna
nalayek niklega maine kabhi nahi socha tha..meri to kismet hi
phot gayi ..
{vinod looks shockd}.
Gullu
(gullu says)
abe saale smile kar ...tu aise khada hai jaise koi horror film dekh
raha...abe sahi time pe sahi reaction to de..!!tere reaction purs
negative main jar aha hai..
Vinod
Are reaction sahi hai...aisa sun ke aur kaise reaction honge
yaar..tu bata..?? ab main tumhari bhabhi ki tarah ek hi time
main do alag reaction kaise de sakta hoon..??
Gullu
Yaar ..Tu kya bol raha hai ..!! main kuch samjha nahi..??
achcha chal smile kar tere reaction na thode negative ho rahe
hain bhabhi ke jaisa reaction la..!!
Sonu
(v/o sonus voice says ) bina mujhse pooche mere mummy papa
ko bulaya ..ye professor apne aap ko samajhta kya. hai..?? aur to
aur bulane ke baad mujhe btaya bhi nahi ke mummy papa aane
wale hain..meri kitni insult huyi mummy ke samne ..mummy ko

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to abb mouka mil gya ...ab har chiz main nuks nikalengi..by god
ye bewakoof professo ne mummy ke samne meri poori image ka
janaza nikal kar rakh diya..agar mujhe ye bewakoof ..bata deta to
main achche se saj sawanwar jaati, ghar ko bhi thik se saja
leti..hay re meri kismet maine kisse shadi kar li..mummy
kahengy ke..maine mana kiya tha na... ye typical Punjabi se
shadi karne ko ..abb bhugat.!! itni badi surprise party main
mujhe aise hi dhakel diya..akal naam ki to chiz nahin hai ..iske
khopdi main sirf gober bhara hai..aur wo bhi bhains
wala...mujhe iss huliye main mummy papa ne dekh kar kya
socha hoga..ke mujhe naukrani bana kar iss ghar main rakha
gya hai...meri izzat ki aisi ki taisi kar ke rakh di professor tumne.
Reactions
vinod is looking at her and very shockd and now.
Gullu
(gullu says )
oye yaar vinod!! abb ek photo teri saari ladies ke saath leta
hoon..!!
[now daadi,anju,romila and kannu all stand crowding around
vinod ..they are smiling complimenting each other ].
Anju
Haan ...apne bachche ke saath mainu bhi photo nikal de
gullu..bada mehnat kiya hai aaj isne..
Romila
Jamayi raja ki to baat hi nirali hai kya party di hai..sonu ke
liye.!!
Daadi
Mera puttar bada syana hai..sab janta hai..kise kya dena hai..jite
rah puttar..!!
Kannu
Sach bhayya..tumne to kamala hi kar diya..main bhi bhabhi ke
liye aisi hi party chahti thi..

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[but he can now hear their voices it feels like he is standing in the
middle surrounding by a chakravyuh of theirthroughts that are
flying at him hard and fast]
Anju
(v/o anju is thinking)
kaisa nalayak hai mera puttar..koi samdhiyon ko bhi apne ghar
main rakhta hai..kya.?? kaise in balawon ko sambhaloongi
main..hay re mera bewakoof beta.thoda mujhse hi pooch leta
bulane se pahle..rah gya na bewakoof ka bewakoof.??
Romila
(v/o romila is thinking)
main jaanti hoon jamayi babu..tum jitni bhi flop acting kar lo..ye
mujhe pata hai..meri beti iss..ghar main..tum logon ke saath
bilkul khush nahi hai..hay meri naazon pali bachchi ka kya haal
kar diya hai..ye typical Punjabi ne..sabke chehre ke piche piche
ek villain chupa hai..yahan hay re meri bachchi...kya fatehal
main meri bachchi ko rakha hai jamayi babu tumne meri
bachchi ko..!!
Kannu
(v/o kannu is looking at vinod and thinking)
wah...bhayi..wah..apni biwi ki dil ki saari baten jaan lete ho..??
lekin apni bahan ke awaz ko nahi sun sake ...mere liye ek
anarkali nahi laa sakte the...haan mere liye kyun lawoge..main
koun hoon tumhari..??
Daadi
(v/o daadi is thinking)
inn khoton ke saath toh full family darama chalne wala hai..agle
hafte tak..!! puttar bali to teri hi chadhne wali hai..abb jaisa tune
kiya..hai..waisa tujhe bharna hi padega.. zara mujhse hi pooch
leta ..!!
[ vinod is horrified as he hears all the voices around him ...tries
to shut his ears ].

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Vinod
(vinod mutters)
yaar ye maine kya kar diya..?? inke mann ki baton ko sunkar
main aur problem main padh gaya..abb to meri zindagi main
..problem khatam nahi..balke double hone wali hai..main to
boori tarah fas gaya..!! yaaa rab mainu bachaw.
[ all the womens smile for the photo ..but vinod is trapped
between them ,with his hand on his ears ..looking horrified...]
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