1. Presenting to you
Royal Banker of Shitty-land

2. Story of my wife … I mean life

3. “I love Biology so very much. I am going to get into Medical.”
Cracks IIT-JEE. Gets into IIT Madras (Civil).
“ I love Biology so very much. I am going to do MS in Bio-Medical sciences.”
Tops all Civil courses. Emerges as Civil Engineering Topper.
“I love Biology so very much. I am going to do MS in Bio-Medical sciences from Yale.”
Nails CAT. Gets into IIM Bangalore.
“ I love Biology so very much. I am going to do phD ……………..”

4. Another love guru to Barua
Dear God,
when will my
l*** come
true
For his unfulfilled and unrealistic
Desires 

5. Wish -1
• Licking!
Licking Licking Licking
what?? what?? what??

6. Wish -2
• Monkey-posing. #on a regular basis

7. Wish -3
• Ahem.

8. But his real love …
Mujhko Awaaz Do,
Chhup Gaye Ho
Sanam,
Tum Kahan <3
Mein
Yahan …

9. The Intern(al) Desire …
The reason he is counting his
days before ‘hot’ summers…

10. If and only ‘if you eat breakfast like
a king, lunch like a prince, and
dinner like a pauper’, come and
hoosh me with your dear-and-near
ones at A-base.
I will be ready in this babe-
pose.
Come and hoosh
the hell out of
me.