This document contains a collection of funny quotes on various topics. Some of the quotes joke about tests and prayer in school, buses running faster when you want to catch one, people leaving marks on children as they grow up, computers not blaming other computers for mistakes unlike humans, grades of pencils, competition from theft, different fingers on each hand, clean ties attracting soup, healthy eating and exercise not preventing death, cigarettes having fire at one end and fools at the other, health books possibly containing fatal misprints, and secrets being things people tell everyone not to share with anyone.