The document is a collection of humorous quotes from various authors, highlighting themes of uniqueness, knowledge, and the absurdities of life. It includes witty remarks on procrastination, success, and relationships, along with a playful take on serious topics. The quotes encourage laughter and a lighthearted perspective on life.

1. Created By : AMIT SACHDEV
FUNNY QUOTES

2. ® always remember that you are absolutely unique.
Just like everyone else.
-margaret mead

3. ® people who think they know everything are a great
annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov

4. ® get your facts first, then you can distort them as
you please.
- Mark Twain

5. ® Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out
of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard

6. ® I belive that if life gives you lemons, you should make
lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has
given them vodka, and have a party.
- Ron White

7. ® A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend. A successful woman is
one who can find such a man.
- Lana Turner

8. ® Procrastination is the art of keeping up with
yesterday.
- Don Marquis

9. ® Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and
you sleep alone.
- Anthony Burgess

10. ® A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's:She
changes it more often.
- Oliver Herford

11. ® Rose are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic,
and so am I.
- Oscar Levant

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